Insipid

It really sucks when you're a foodie, you get along with your date, but you find out she's a picky eater.

The mirror 😱😭

pizza and nasty ass buffalo wings from aldi. never buying that shit again.

I'm really starting to think fasting is just a fad. Nothing seems to work better than good old fashioned calorie restriction. Of course, I know, every body is different.

90 percent of the uber drivers I had were male, so . . . ok.

Hooha, stop all this hooha.

I can't eat lamb anymore. Used to love it as a child. Now, I think it's too, as Andrew Zimmern says , gamey.

Jordan Peele's movies make me shit myself.

It really sucks when you start counting calories again, you realize how much of a fat ass you were being.

I legit just heard Mr. Krabbs say "hippy hooha show."

I'm glad to hear you like Indian food. Try chicken tikka masala next time. It's similar to butter chicken, but it has more spices involved.

Ya know, I agreed with the applesauce, but as for this one . . . well.

This place now looks worse than the hooha during a bad herpes outbreak.

Not a regularly available thing? Oh, you must not shop at a store that carries peasant foods like Mott's. I believe Erewhon calls it:

Well . . . I love applesauce. Unsweetened, as I like the slight sourness. It's my favorite way to consume apples, as it still got the the fiber in it, unlike apple juice. I'm rarely in the mood to eat raw apples. And for what it's worth, I once asked my sister if she thought applesauce was childish and she told me it's a popular snack among nursing staff.

Tao was the name of this one Vietnamese girl I used to work with. Happy birthday, the annoying one.

Korean corn dogs deserve the hype.

happy birthday

You tell me; are you on the spectrum?

ok male fuggs

The mop closet at your old workplace.

I seem to have replaced my nicotine addiction with chewing gum. RIP my jaw, I guess.

Who the fuck calls Starbucks Starbies? So fucking stupid and childish.