Insipid

I love to chew gum or suck on mints when I exercise.

I'm pretty sure they're in all domesticated animals' testicles too. Microplastics are everywhere. And I guess microplastics has superceded petrochemicals as the major pollutant buzzword. Been hearing it quite frequently lately.

Y'know, I just burned a bridge 30 minutes ago, and I feel it will help me break a bad habit. Lighting my path, indeed.

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0:48 Park it up like Benji 😶

Luka Magnotta, the gay porn actor who also enjoyed killing cats. I remember when that video first came out in 2012. The bastard fled the country, Canada, and flew to Germany. He was caught in an internet cafe. There's a documentary on Netflix about the whole thing now.

1 guy 1 jar 😱

Well fortunately 25 seconds was long enough to hear the punani line 🙃

You guys should be tortured too.

Seems to perfectly encapsulate the current state of the British legacy. Blood built the British empire, made English the lingua franca that is today, but the once exalted royalty behind it all is now gawdy, disgusting, old, and pathetic. My pretentious take. In the future, France should introduce the idea of abolishing their monarchy if they wish to rejoin the EU, just for shits and giggles.

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She has chlamydia, so don't worry.

Make coffee enema. Make sure you cool. Don't wanna be "got dam that hot" in this case!

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I'm gonna try to fast for at least 72 hours. My record is 48 hours. No dinner today and the next two or three days. Oh well. 😑

A backhanded compliment.

Tried panipuri for the first time today. It was pretty good. I also ate pizza and wings. Indian food goes well with pizza, oddly enough.

What quantifies as the best song? What the musician believes to be the best? What is the most popular with the public? You have to remember the most famous songs are released as singles after the full album is released. And especially these days with streaming platforms like Spotify, most people don't listen to full albums in the first place. I think such an arrangement would make sense with a greatest hits albums, but the songs in those are usually arranged in chronological order.

Nah, it's just the writers being lazy. How can I have this character have a secret divulged? Oh, a diary! Notice how fiction rarely if ever mentions online diaries like Evernote, where the odds of secrets being compromised are much lower.

Too rainy to see, but the sky did look brighter than usual. Honestly didn't excite me as much as the solar eclipse did 🤷‍♂️

Being greeny, for one.

Or maybe it's gonna give you the ultimate waifu experience despite all your flaws, greeny. Only time will tell.