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@smiradenius You do realize you can do a lot more with AI than create shitty images, right? Try having it create a murder mystery for you to solve. Have it help you learn a foreign language. Even have it help you explain how technology works. Or not. 🙄

lol, I didn't specify the name of the janitor. I had to change the Walts to Kennys and I missed a few. I think the AI did a pretty good job. I told it to create a stupid metphor that pissed his brother off.

On a bumpy, overcrowded city bus, 63-year-old janitor Kenny squints at his phone, trying to send a text to his brother, Roger, confirming their Thanksgiving dinner plans. Suddenly, the bus hits a massive pothole, causing Kenny’s thumb to fumble—and, somehow, the worst happens. Instead of sending a “See you at 3!” message, Kenny mistakenly sends a recently taken, unflattering photo of his junk. Moments later, Roger calls, furious. “Kenny, what the hell is wrong with you?” “Roger, listen! The bus hit a bump! The phone jumped outta my hand, and my thumb—” “What bump causes that kind of mistake?!” “Technology, Rog! These phones got a mind of their own!” Kenny stammers. “It’s the touchscreen! It’s...it’s too sensitive!” “You were already looking at that picture?! Why?! Why did you even take it?!” “Uh...I was trying to document, uh, something. For medical reasons!” Kenny blurts out. “Oh, come on!” Roger shouts. “Think about it, Rog,” Kenny pleads. “A bus ride is like life—it’s bumpy, unpredictable, and sometimes it sends you in the wrong direction. My thumb was just a casualty of the road, man!” “Don’t try to get poetic about this, Kenny. You’re not coming to Thanksgiving.” “Rog, you can’t do that! It was an accident! Like dropping your turkey on the floor—” “Stop talking.” The call ends, leaving Kenny sitting on the bus, shaking his head and muttering, “Damn touchscreens...” as passengers around him slowly scoot farther away.

fuggs once told me she intentionally drove on speed bumps on the highway to feel the vibrations on her gooch.

Aw, did the mean lawyer hurt your fee fees?

You are the epitome of brain rot.

In retrospect, it is quite shocking fuggs and Packard didn't clash too often, but I suppose they always had their own shitshows.

Jay Leno was here in the suburbs od Pittsburgh. He fell down this hill.

What, I had it set to only be open for 24 hours. And some people here recommended languages I don't even want to learn.

In this very specific case, the person saying it. And in this very specific case, one should shoot the messenger.

Making stupid metaphors that work against you? Yes, you should avoid doing that.

You don't even drive and I do think it is because you are stupid.

The warning signs were there all along.

@discolé monade Good job on your French course lately. Happy studying. And to everyone else, now is a great time to stop being a pathetic monolingual beta cuck. (That phrase is unironically used in the content I follow nowadays and idgaf if it sounds cringe outside of that context.)

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Zhuzhing is the new bougie. I am now an old fart for getting pissed at slang so often.

I wanna kill myself.

TIL lululemon gets its name from making fun of Japanese Engrish. lol, assholes.

Third time is a charm: my third time trying to make chicken biryani and this time it wasn't too oily or mushy. I'm so proud, and idgaf about the lighting.

They're raiding your pension soon, you know.

I found a very relevant post.

Man, gooning sounds so fucking stupid. Let's bring back fapping.

Back on topic, homemade chicken biryani from an Indian friend. The last two times I tried to make my own biryani it came out too oily and mushy. Plus, it's so labor intensive . . . despite that, I wanna try making it again this week. I must be a masochist.😩 Edit: Jesus Christ, this biryani was spicy. I may be waking up in the middle of the night and regretting this soon. 😩