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I went to see the new Beetlejuice movie. It was a a rather Gen X experience. Mind you I don't think that's a bad thing, as I guess I'm now an old fart and I understood almost all of the references. And Tim Burton has always been more about style over substance. It was a fun movie nonetheless, and I'll probably watch the inevitable third one.

Wu Zetian was probably the most powerful woman to have ever lived, but the fascinating thing is that may soon change in a few months, with another woman that has Asian descent. Ok, that's enough East Asian anthropology.

I dunno. I asked ChatGPT for you. Yes, The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife (Tako to Ama, 1814), a woodblock print by the Japanese artist Hokusai, is often considered one of the earliest known depictions of erotic imagery involving tentacles. While not explicitly part of modern hentai, it laid the foundation for the later tentacle trope found in Japanese erotic art. The image portrays an intimate encounter between a woman and two octopuses, and it's part of a larger tradition of shunga, which were erotic art prints popular during the Edo period in Japan. Although The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife predates the term "hentai" by over a century, it’s frequently cited as an early example of what would later influence certain aspects of erotic manga and anime, particularly in the tentacle genre.

Sounds good, Mark Robinson.

I haven't intently watched America's Got Talent in years, but the guy who won yesterday only won because of his sob story. A middle aged janitor who can song pretty well, but not well enough to win a national talent show, IMO. His rendition of Don't Stop Believing was quite poor. Packard might as well go on the show and perform smoke ring tricks at this point.

Those are octopuses. 🤬

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Yes, Wu Zetian started as a prostitute, or excuse me, courtesan. She even had her own dynasty during the Tang Dynasty, which is considered by many Sinic scholars to be the greatest Chinese dynasty. Oh ghostie, this is rather common knowledge among history buffs, although maybe you're more focused on Western history.

Thanks for helping me out, bro.

Happy birthday everyone 🎂

I had authentic chorizo tacos for lunch. So delicious. The jalapenos must have been imported, as they were much spicier than ones I normally eat.

For the sake of sounding antiquated, that is correct.

These white bitches be drinking it in August now, so whatever.

Pumpkin spice is acceptable after Labor Day. The autumnal equinox is when Halloween shit becomes acceptable. People skip the roleplay and go to the climax. Masturbation is better at this point.

Well, at least that's a better scenario than JD Vance at a doughnut shop. Anyway,

There's nothing wrong with a woman fucking around to get to the top. That's how Wu Zetian became the only female emperor in China's history. #showtheworldfuggshooha

Why not?

No way, somewhere in Quebec. A French woman needs to sit on his face.

I was hoping this would be about Kobe beef, not Salt Bae. I never had 1000 dollar steak, but I have had Kobe beef in Japan that cost at least 100 dollars. It's not like a typical steak experience. The steak is like a beef-flavored butter that melts in your mouth. As for Salt Bae, when he does his signature move with the salt, it rolls down his sweaty hairy arms onto the steak. Oh yeah, a most exquisite use of 1000 dollars.

I'm so happy Chappell Roan is telling weird ass celebrity worshippers to fuck off and get real hobbies. It's about time a pop star told the public how they truly feel.

Using anything but dairy in coffee is an atrocity. Fuck off with your soy and oat lattes.

That's how I felt when I wanted hush puppies from Long John Silver's, lol. I used to love them as a kid.

Every time I hear Melania speak with her annoying Slavic accent, I so badly want to hear her so "my name is Ivana, Ivana Eatpussy."