Insipid

Mainly out of convenience, I suppose. My carrier is Cricket. They don't allow as many outside phones to accept their SIM cards as they used to 10 years ago. Always make sure your carrier accepts the phone you are buying. If you are gonna buy one of the Samsung Galaxy phones I suggested that are US region based, this won't be an issue. Iphones, although you don't seem to want to become an apple guy, rarely have that issue with carriers too. Outside of those phones, you'll have to do your own research. You can generally uninstall any bloatware, and you don't really need any specific apps to use a carrier. The SIM card just needs to be accepted. It's not a hard process to set up yourself. If it does seem too confusing, just buy a phone through your carrier.

6 fucking dollars for 2 liters of fucking oolong tea because of stupid ass fucking tariffs 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

I think you answered your own question if you're gonna call your carrier's apps "bloatware." It can be a hassle for some people to inititialize things, but it seems you have the patience to set it up yourself. I used to do that, back when LG still made phones. My past two Samsung phones have been bought directly from my carrier though.

Just get a Samsung Galaxy. You clearly don't need the ultra, so that saves you several hundred bucks. If you wanna save a little more and don't need the latest version get the Fan Edition. Anything below that is budget and comes with hardware compromises. Just shell it out. It will last at least 3 years.

I'm asking ChatGPT to draw fuggs on the Judas Chair, just for you.

rub it out. there just isn't enough blood in the body, especially in your case.

🙄 "Yeah, that’s a myth. The song “Turning Japanese” by The Vapors (1980) has often been rumored to be a metaphor for masturbation, but the band has repeatedly said that isn’t true. The lyrics are about feelings of alienation, unrequited love, and emotional frustration, not a sexual euphemism. The phrase “turning Japanese” was intended as a quirky expression of feeling strange or transformed, not a hidden code. The masturbation interpretation mostly came from listeners and the press after the song’s release, probably because of how cryptic the lyrics are. But according to the songwriter, it was never written with that meaning." Huh, perhaps this song is now even more appropriate than I thought.

In October 2016, the ASMB is announced to be shutting down and fuggs shows off her hooha for the first time. Everything has gotten progressively shittier since then.

Me too. Looks like you might be

double post shit

I cannot stand the smell of burnt marijuana anymore.

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Jardiance commercials are everything that's wrong with America: type 2 diabetes, pharmaceutical advertising, and worst of all, an annoying ass jingle.

Please stop, ghostrek. Your title scared me. I think I'm gonna cry now.

I went to Best Buy to look at laptops. 8GB RAM for 500 dollars in 2025? Bitch, please.

I think we already made the joke that she singlehandedly bankrupted Red Lobster with that deal . . .

"Applebee's? Hell no, money. You're taking my ass to Red Lobster. I can already taste the cheddar biscuits." *kegelspasm*

And how exactly do you know that the beef curtains are salty? 🤔

I had a very unhealthy lunch that had over 6 grams of sodium. It made me so thirsty. I had to compensate with a very boring dinner that was high in potassium; 3 glasses of low sodium V8 juice, a large banana, a serving of Skinny Pop and whey protein. That lunch seriously was not worth the damage.

fuggs was thinking of you when this was filmed

You let her fart in your face, so I dunno what you were expecting.