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Shaving. It's annoying and during winter that I forget that razors exist until I start feeling that little leg hair flapping in the breeze. Then my OCD kicks back in.

Bed rotting. Because why do something when you can scroll aimlessly on the interweb.

I don't have a favorite, but I do know the hottest president was JFK.

Happy birthday evil Sergey. Because I will never read it as serge.

I like Quelf. That game is pretty funny.

You. ... yes you. ... YOU'RE THE ONE I'M TALKING ABOUT.

I got presents. 🥰

For Galentine's/Valentine's Day i sent my two besties flowers. They're both single and I think everyone deserves flowers delivered to them during this stupid holiday.

Yayyy Eagles. Suck it KC everyone hates you.

Thank you to this wonderful lady for paying for all the kids to go to the trampoline park. I'm sorry kids are cruel and nobody came to your sons birthday party. But we appreciate you and are glad the kids were already friends in school together.

Stole all the cookies from the cookie jar.

I literally thought all day it was Wednesday. So thank.

My boss' boss told me she loved and appreciated me. Idk how I feel. Kinda wanted to vomit. How dare you use those words.

Why would you bring this monstrosity back instacart?

Just basic triages. Like this person needs a new patient appointment in 6 months. This one needs an appointment in 3 months. Call the referring office to find out if the referral for "sciatic pain" is really supposed to be sent to us for a cardiology appt.

Whelp because I only have 11 triages left to do. I figured they could wait until Monday. ... I've been scrolling tiktok the past hour or so. Whoops.

Sniffs the couch when people leave

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Licks lollipops once and puts it back in the wrapper.

CURRENT PROCRASTINATION

Printing and faxing are down. COMMENCE THE PROCRASTINATION