The_annoying_one

Spaghetti.

I might be in some trouble….. I put in for a return on an Amazon order that was not what I needed. I returned it today, then looked at my app. I accidentally submitted a return for a different item than the one I actually returned. That’ll either be seen as fraud or I won’t be getting my money back. Fuck.

Happy birthday!

That’d make for one hell of a story on the 6:00 news.

Liar.

It’s entirely possible that I may have been trolling when I posted this. I’m not saying that’s for sure what happened, but it is something to consider.

Get a Lamborghini.

Heath Ledger.

Val Kilmer was maybe the best Batman. Yeah, I said it. Fight me.

A ham & cheese sandwich with or without some kind of chips.

I’ll probably fix a plate of chicken and potato salad shortly. I’m not really hungry.

Slaw 1/10 A straight-to-video B movie parody of Saw, where all the victims are killed with—you guessed it— cole slaw. So much worse than it sounds.

I could go to bed right now, at 6:40 PM, and sleep through the night, no problem.

IF YOU MIX BEER WITH VODKA, A WINNER IS YOU!

An almost complete night of no sleep before a day of absolute chaos that I was not expecting is a recipe for disaster that might get ugly at some point. I really don’t need this crap.

I just did.