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The_annoying_one

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  1. Brings his own hot sauce and drinks whenever he goes somewhere to eat.
  2. McDonald’s I’ve had a massive headache all day and completely noped out on cooking anything. Also, the exact same meal was $7 cheaper on DoorDash than the official McD’s app. What kind of bullshit is that?
  3. Ordering fast food instead of buying groceries to cook is probably wasteful but will almost always be preferable to me. I despise cooking.
  4. Becomes best friends with every scam caller who contacts him.
  5. I’m not just thinking of this stupid song right now. I’m living it.
  6. It’s 74° outside and I have my heater on. What is this I don’t even…..
  7. Scrooge McDuck is his hero.
  8. Colonel Sanders was his hero.
  9. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SEIGHT!!!!
  10. Deuce Bigalow is her hero.
  11. Sells illegal chocolate chip cookies in the Olive Garden parking lot.
  12. Mails people little shark stuffed animals in a menacing way whenever they owe him money.
  13. And I’m not wearing any green today. Oh well.
  14. Is the president of the Mime Association.
  15. I think today is broken. Can I get a refund?
  16. Has “Baby Shark” on repeat right now.
  17. Once had dinner with a loan shark.
  18. Writes product slogans for a living. Most popular one is “By Mennen”.
  19. Wasn’t supposed to tell everyone that.
  20. Took 29 pages of this thread to bust out that zinger.
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