The_annoying_one

Beef tips over white rice.

Tried using the Konami Code in Super Mario Bros.

Immediately hanging up on someone after asking for their best callback number seems pretty unprofessional. I don’t know if they’re actually going to call me back, or if the call was randomly dropped, and I can’t get back in touch with them.

Once did motion capture work for a Teletubbies video game.

Jack Black singing an Ozzy song hits a hell of a lot harder than it should.

Knows a guy who knows a guy who can hook you up with whatever condiments you need.

Stouffer’s lasagna

Was selected to take part in a national survey regarding which Spice Girl was actually the spiciest.

Happy birthdays. 🎂

That feeling when even a nice shower doesn’t help you feel less like crap.

Will only wear yellow on Tuesday.

"All their stuff sounds the same lolololol" is one of the stupidest possible arguments for why a band/artist sucks. If that sound works for them, why the fuck should they change it to appease the masses?

Chili dogs with boxed mac & cheese.

Puts exactly one grain of salt on everything he eats.

Was supposed to be in a buddy cop movie with Kevin Hart before The Rock came in and stole the part.

Why am I getting a piece of mail informing me of termination of service when I paid the goddamn bill last week? This particular service hasn’t even been terminated. I guess it was a delay in the mail or something?