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The_annoying_one

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  1. Has a phobia of yellow foods.
  2. Cooks a TV dinner at home, then takes it to a fancy restaurant to eat.
  3. Happy Birthday.
  4. Eats mashed potatoes with a knife.
  5. Broke a shoelace and replaced it with dental floss.
  6. AEW would be so much better if they didn’t give half their roster a microphone.
  7. Just smiles and nods because that’s the safest course of action here.
  8. I’m really craving a beer right now and I can’t even stand the stuff.
  9. Hides underneath people’s cars and jump scares them when they get in.
  10. Has two iguanas named Mario and Luigi.
  11. Culver’s Wednesday is usually my main fast food night for whatever reason. Plus, I feel like doing absolutely nothing.
  12. Passed a “Do you like me?” note to Britney Spears on the set of the “Baby, One More Time” video.
  13. Loves watching water swirl down a drain.
  14. Is solely responsible for keeping Ariana Grande happy on tour.
  15. Has been making counterfeit $20 bills since the age of two. Every time the police almost catch him, he releases a video of himself singing “Bridge Over Troubled Water” and wins everyone over again with his angelic voice.
  16. Learned everything he knows about home repairs from Tim “The Tool Man” Taylor.
  17. I always do this. I buy peanut butter to make quick sandwiches whenever I don’t feel like doing anything else, but then I turn around and eat the entire jar with a spoon. Who am I anymore?
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