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    Thinking about my mom on what would have been her 66th birthday.
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    Groans and says “Yeah….that’s the stuff…” whenever he pees.
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    Stares at his neighbors while smiling menacingly.
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    Was the bouncer at the Huckleberry Hound Club.
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    Happy birthday. Perfect FlowingHair is pretty familiar, if memory serves.
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    Wait….wasn’t this thread somewhere else or am I finally losing my mind?
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    Tried to sell one of his baked potatoes on eBay tonight.
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    Just found out it’s YouTube’s 20th anniversary. I could’ve sworn it was at least 5-10 years older than that.
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    Was once part of a truffle shuffle flash mob.
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    Names everything he eats after has-been action stars.
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    Is borderline obsessed with truffles.
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    KFC Spicy chicken sandwich and fries.
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    Is taking Mr. Hoonie to the truffle convention this weekend.
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    Officially changing my vote to the cow.
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    Me: (Complains that I haven’t been getting enough sleep lately) My brain: “Hold my beer. I’m gonna make you forget what sleep even is.”
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    Came up with “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter!”
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    Swipes picnic baskets from the local park, only to give them back a few minutes later with an apology.
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    Whoever decided to keep randomly cutting the power on my street after 10 PM, when I’m trying to chill out with video games and Netflix, can kiss the fattest part of my ass.
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    You’ll get nothing and like it!
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    Makes sock puppets as a hobby, but refuses to sell them.
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    I took the leftover spaghetti sauce from last night and mixed it with white rice. It was basically a quick slop meal in the best possible way.
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    Toaster Oven Pork Chop FTW!!!
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