The_annoying_one

Damn. How did I forget Dumb and Dumber?

Maybe “anything” was a bit of a stretch. I was mainly referring to Liar Liar and the Ace Ventura movies. Also, The Mask was okay.

Also…. Almost Famous (more of a comedy/drama, but whatever: still a great movie) Zoolander Team America The ATHF movie Nothing To Lose And pretty much anything Jim Carrey did in the 90s

Would it be possible for me to just, like, avoid people for the rest of my life, and still be a somewhat productive member of this crap we call society?

Merry birthmas!

The Hangover

I’ve got some Dramamine that I’ve yet to take and I’ve been drinking water like I never have before. Sorry for making this disgusting thread, everybody. Might be best to let it die now, huh?

It’s been 4 days. KILL ME.

Fucking kill me now…….

One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish?

Got a better idea. I kill you, you kill me? And we don’t need no stinkin’ Christmas music to do it either.

Yeah, I knew I’d catch some heat for that post. 😄 Eh….I probably was wrong for saying that since I only watched a few minutes of it (still haven’t seen the whole movie). It was just a little too slapstick for my tastes.

You know what? I’m just gonna say it. Spaceballs sucks.

“And was that before or after the tree fell on him?”

Nope. It was the one-armed man.

What the hell did I do to deserve this?

You wearin’ a wire? HUH?!?!

Yes and no and maybe.

Indubitably

I’m thankful to finally be home after 4 hours with family I have nothing in common with, and a group of people I didn’t know….or bother introducing my introverted ass to.

I can top that. So, I’m in a wheelchair. One day (a while back), my neighbor directly across from me waved as I was coming down my ramp. Being the dumbass I am, I started to wave back. Caught myself just in time before I flipped face-first.

I told a little white lie about having a headache this morning Now, I actually have one. Fuck you, karma.

Yeah, I’d be mad too.

Well, crap

He looks a little mad.