1. KFC
Current slogan: There are few problems a bucket of chicken can't solve.
Proposed slogan: I got 99 problems but a bucket of chicken ain't one.
2. Dawn Dishwashing Liquid
Current slogan: A drop of Dawn and the grease is gone.
Proposed slogan: A drop of Dawn and suds for days.
What say ye to this?
There are times when I wish I could get out of the house and do stuff, but stuff costs money and playing video games doesn't. Yeah, I'm a cheap bastard.
First, my tablet would not connect (or stay connected) to my Wi-Fi.
Then it took me 3 tries to log in here, even though I know my password was right.
Finally, one of my 2 fans randomly turned itself off and back on.