The_annoying_one

Today is my mom’s first birthday since she passed away in October. As a result, I have not been in a good place mentally today. But that’s not my rant. My rant is this: My sister stopped by with all 3 of her kids today. That’s fine. I kinda enjoyed the company. The problem is that all 3 kids brought their scooters….but they didn’t take them all home. No, see, they decided to leave one strategically placed right at the bottom of my wheelchair ramp outside. I didn’t see it because I always go down the ramp backwards. I hit the scooter, flipped over backwards, and landed back-first on my driveway. Then, I had to get my sister back over here to pick my ass up. Fuck it. I’m going to bed early tonight. 😐

This just happened to me on FB, and I caught the guy red handed. I’m not mad, though.

I mean…I didn’t see anything…. Are you sure you put one there?

You are number what?

The Menu: 5/10 Mostly boring, but still mildly entertaining at parts. Major letdown. ATHF: Plantasm: also 5/10 I really wanted to love this like I did “ATHF:MFFT”. But it almost felt like a parody that was largely unfunny.

I’m actually surprised Google Translate was right….

Godzilla just joined Starfleet and became Starship Captain

BOW-CHICKA-BOW-WOW

I’ll probably just hide in my bedroom and watch TV and/or play video games all day.

I just dodged a fairly big bullet (figuratively, of course). Feels good.

Cement Mixer That Bastard The Rodeo Goat

I tried to post a gif, but my stupid piece-of-shit phone won’t let me. 😟

No thanks. I 8 a few hours ago.

How many different variations of the same damn number can call me in one day before they finally realize that I’m just not gonna answer?

AIN’T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR PUNCTUATION