The_annoying_one

Touchè.

I’m sure the money would be great. Being around dead bodies all day? Not so much.

Get yourself arrested. Then, you won’t be a liar.

You really wanna know who the fuck I am?

Bruce Willis will save the day again! Oh, wait…. Too soon? >_>

I get what you’re saying, and it makes sense. As far as cremation being astronomically cheaper than burial, that shit is 100% true. I lost my dad about a month ago. My siblings and I were trying to decide between cremation or burial. Cremation would’ve been about $6k. Burial (which is what we went with) was at least double that. It’s like the funeral director said a few months ago when my mom died (I’m paraphrasing here): Dying is a hell of a lot more expensive than living.

I don’t believe in ghosts/spirits, or anything like that. I just couldn’t spend my day around dead bodies. The owner sounds like he has a hell of a sense of humor, though. That’s probably a good thing.

You must be a better man than I. I could never work in a funeral home.

See? You got this! Nothing’s gonna keep you down!

There, there….🤗

If a politician falls in a hotel, and no one’s around to hear it, does the politician make a sound?

Can you help me remember how to smile?

Could I just be you tonight?

I love Bob Odenkirk…..and I love The Room…..but no. Just no.

Have you ever seen the rain, comin’ down on a sunny day?

I think I’m getting a cold. Wonderful.

Corn keeps getting stuck between my teeth, but I can’t stop eating it.

Sounds like a new James Bond movie to me. *shrugs*

Fun Fact About MafiaFlood: MafiaFlood has derailed this thread, and she doesn’t even go here.

I have a weirdly selective memory. What can I say? 😅

She was actually my “board sister”, back when that was a thing. God, I miss those days. Sorry. I’m in a bit of a mood tonight.

No need to thank me. She was easily one of my favorite people in the ASMB.