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The_annoying_one

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    The Hangover didn’t need 2 sequels.
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    I think the bar’s pretty much on the ground at this point.
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    Well, shit. I better step up my game, then.
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    How did a mosquito get underneath my somewhat thick long sleeve flannel shirt to bite my arm?
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    Wait…you had expectations for this?
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    Is that a serious question? He wouldn’t shut up about it for days!
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    Happy Birthday, Kudasai!!
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    I read that as “get it up to 680 pounds”. I think I need therapy now…..
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    I was only there first to stop him. You see, I’m really good friends with the couple that lives there. I assure you, it is nothing sexual.
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    You think I want his sloppy seconds? I thought you knew me better than that, man! Damn!
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    Green bell peppers have no place on pizza…..or anywhere, for that matter.
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    Some questions are better left unanswered.
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    You leave my mom out of this! That wasn’t my house you robbed. You see, I was actually there to rob it first. How could you sell something I don’t even have?
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    I did. I was just joking.
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    Your ding dong.
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    Chicken & rice.
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    What’s all the hubbub in here?!
  22. The_annoying_one
    Why do I keep obsessing over things I know I’ll never have?
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    If you haven’t noticed, I have a tendency to overstate some of my unpopular opinions. Fried isn’t the only way I’ll eat it, but it is my favorite.
  24. The_annoying_one
    The only good way to eat fish is deep fried.
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