The_annoying_one

Got some Papa John’s in the fridge I’ll probably eat in a little while. I don’t care. Just ready to put myself and this shit day to bed.

I really hate it when people expect me to fully accept their views and opinions while they shit all over mine.

High 90s to about 100 the next couple of days here. My sinuses are absolutely haywire today, and I know it’s because of the weather. Runny nose, sneezing and a pretty bad headache. ☹️

Thanks, man. You did not keep me awake. Elden Ring did. And Facebook….sort of. Sorry you can’t go back to sleep, though.

That, my friend, was purely fucking epic. I go to bed in a better mood now, except I was supposed to be in bed hours ago. Oops…

I agree with all of this (especially the sad part). ☹️

Happy birthday, person who’ll probably never see this. I don’t know what else to say, except

I DoorDashed yet again. Chili’s this time. Honey-chipotle chicken tenders with ranch dipping sauce, fries and mac & cheese. The food sucked, but my delivery guy (I guess) decided to gift me a miniature book of Bible verses. First time that’s ever happened….with a food delivery, anyway. 🤷‍♂️

It is now about 6:40PM EST. I believe I could go to bed right this minute & sleep until morning, no problem.

Early bed sounds good tonight. I don’t feel too well. ☹️ DISCLAIMER: The above statement in no way implies that I actually will go to bed early.

I spilled some sauce on my shirt while I was eating dinner. What I’m trying to say is, you have no reason to be embarrassed and you will receive no judgment from me, sir.

Grilled chicken and pasta, both covered in some kind of white sauce. I don’t remember the name of the sauce, but it was amazing.

This right here is the best muthafukin thread I’ve ever seen in my muthafukin life, I’ll tell ya that much right now.

I will have you know, sir, that this is a family-friendly environment, not Skinemax! If you do not cease this lewd behavior, then….absolutely nothing will happen because I’m just messing with you!

I’ve been pretty much a full-blown antisocial hermit today, and I don’t care.

You don’t tell me what to do! You’re not my real grandpa!

I don’t remember the cat being all distorted when I first found this gif. 😂