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I hope it’s good, even though I know it will be. I’m gonna order some fish in about 30 minutes.

I honestly can’t decide if this is one of the funniest or most horrifying things I’ve ever seen. 🤣

I went with me because I’m probably the only one who will….again. I ain’t mad, though. 🤷‍♂️

Here I am, trying to decide what to order for dinner, and y’all just wanna rub it in my face. 😡🤣

I literally just had the opportunity to go out and eat right now, but decided to stay home and watch TV instead. My plan of becoming a crotchety old man just before 40 is well on its way.

So, I’m sitting here playing a video game all afternoon, getting into a groove where I’m just blowing through all the enemies and they’re barely touching me. It gets so good that I decide to skip quite a few save points (“Nah, I don’t need ‘em…”). Then, the game randomly decides to crash. All that progress lost to oblivion…. Everything can kiss my ass right now.

Oh, I definitely know who you are. I just didn’t connect the RIIIIIIC in the thread title with you. I’m slow and tired today.

Jayrider is the only one of these I actually did recognize. 😂

I’m a little leery of all these birthday threads since I don’t know who’s actually real or who’s just a bot. Happy Birthday anyway, everybody.

Pretty sure they’re coming in thru the small gap between my window air conditioner unit and the wall. But I will deal with that tomorrow! Good night….for the third time.

I’m very glad to be of service. Now I can sleep peacefully…..if whatever bug is flying around would get the hell out of my face.

That’s exactly how my uncultured ass has been pronouncing it. 🤷‍♂️

I’ve got a medley of songs stuck in my head right now and there’s no way I’m posting links to all that shit at 3am.

My “maybe” is now a definite “yes”! 😂

It just dawned on me….. I should’ve said “the Al Gore Rhythm”….. Is that okay? Fuck it. It’s done.

Only if the two of you sing, and I just….sit there awkwardly (I’m a pro at that 😂). Even then, it’s a mild maybe.

It’s best not to question these sorts of things….

D’aaaawwww…..🥹

Not with all the butter and grease it takes to make them edible. 😂

Steak topped with onions and bacon, Brussels sprouts, and asparagus. I have no idea why I had the sprouts, since I absolutely hate the things.

One of the most hauntingly beautiful songs I’ve ever heard in my life.