The_annoying_one

I desperately need to buy a laptop, though. But it’s going to have to wait another few weeks, probably.

I fully concur with this statement, and I hope everything gets better for everyone.

Nah, I just found it on google. Also, I am gonna (hopefully) add more to this because it kinda sucks…to me.

The following is a recollection of the first-ever Banana Sticker Day. Names and events have not been changed, because screw the innocent. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! My name is Charles Foster Offdensen, manager of Dethklok and your emcee for this evening. Welcome to the finale of the first Banana Sticker Day! That's right, everyone. It's officially time for the banana pudding eating contest. There's been a slight change of plans. All participants have mysteriously fallen ill, so all members of Dethklok will be taking their places.You know who they all are, so let's get this [expletive deleted] over with. I'm busy. The rules are simple: there are none. Last man standing wins. The contest took hours to finish, so all details will not be published. I know that everyone wanted Nathan to win, but too bad. In a stunning upset, your winner by a landslide, and first ever Banana Sticker Day champion is.......PICKLES!!!!! This concludes our festivities for the year. Now get the [expletive] out!!

I'm not buying anything right now, as I'm currently in "money saving" mode, which is driving me crazy.

I go to bed at 4, fall asleep whenever, and get up whenever.

Bought a dog umbrella from Amazon the other day. I can’t even figure out how to assemble the damn thing. But it doesn’t even matter, because I just tore a hole in the umbrella, and I can’t return it because I threw away the box it came in. 🤦‍♂️

Guess we’ll see. I’ll be submitting sometime today….maybe. Just get ready to put your foot in your mouth. EDIT: Pretty sure I was talking to myself here, now that I think about it.

Oh, come on! Tell us! Sorry. I’ll stop.

Me when I turn on Elden Ring: Me 10 minutes later:

Hear! Hear!

I’ve always had a serious thing for Billie Piper. 🤷‍♂️

I really cannot wait for next week.

Mine probably was too, now that I think of it.

Everybody in this game is gonna need help when I submit my entry.

Seriously, how the hell do you manage to screw up an order of one burger and a large fry?! It ain’t rocket surgery, dumbasses!

Quarter Pounder with bacon meal from McDonald’s. It was supposed to be a double Quarter Pounder, but they screwed up my order….again.

Fuck statistics. My opinions are far more important.

That’s, like, 3 more than GBA.