The_annoying_one

One of us……one of us…..

Grilled chicken, mashed potatoes, black eyed peas.

Super-early doctor appointments in another city are the absolute fucking worst.

You are banned!

We are all plastic people.

Sleeping Dogs is one of the best GTA games ever made.

BBQ on the way in about 30 mins.

Finally about to embark on a journey to fix some things in my life. I just hope I don’t fuck up.

Spaghetti

I don’t know what kind of weird shit y’all used to look at on the internet. I was a good boy……..

I woke up this morning to a new voicemail. People don’t usually leave a voicemail unless it’s something maybe important. I click on it and see it’s only 4 seconds long. The first 3 seconds are complete silence. At the last second, I hear a woman’s voice saying “Bye”. I realize this is nothing at all, but the undiagnosed OCD part of my brain won’t let me let it go.

Sleeping Dogs

Some kind of deformed triangle? Hell if I know.

I listened to it for 25 seconds and started having some really dark thoughts. So….um….yeah….