The_annoying_one

Why did I read this in Chester Cheetah’s voice?

If Arnold Schwarzenegger decides he’s completely done with the Terminator movies, would that make him The Exterminator?

Yep. Only thing missing is some dipping sauce.

That’s okay. Go ahead and twist my words. You actually had me second-guessing myself for a minute.

Microwaved a couple of frozen chicken pot pies.

Nah, fuck that! I don’t come at friends.

THIS IS MY THREAD NOW!!!!!

You’re both wrong. It’s a Bobbery.

No, don’t! I’m sorry! I’m the only fuck up here!

No. No, you are not.

Fruit flies are my new mortal enemy.

I bought a ribeye yesterday that I was gonna do tonight. I threw it on the grill, then went back in to work on a couple sides. Went back out to check my steak and the fucker was pure charcoal. Grill somehow got set to 500°….. I threw it in the trash and ordered some kind of steak bowl from a local Mexican place that’ll be here in about an hour. I. Am. LIVID.

Just took my dog out. I probably wasn’t outside for more than 5 minutes and I got absolutely destroyed by mosquitoes. I hate summer…..even though it’s not actually summer yet….

Happy Day of Birth.

Same shit, different day.

Having chicken & rice very soon.