The_annoying_one

Happy Birthday!!!!

I see no reason to live anymore!

I do not. I’ve never been on a plane before in my life.

Name your price.

Hey, Anthony! Think you can put in a good word for me with the higher-ups?

I don’t remember my dreams, but you are in them. Does that make sense?

Just realized I’m completely out of garbage bags. Crap.

Microwaved a couple of frozen burritos with a handful of Doritos on the side.

I feel this one in the core of my soul.

I grab a bottle of water. I take a few sips of said water. I set the water bottle down directly in front of me. I get up to go do something, come back, and….my water’s gone. Every frickin’ night! No one else has been in my room. I know this for a fact. I’m very confused and irritated by this.

Hey, I know slik! They’re the one who….uh….nah, I’m bluffin’.

White rice with canned chicken, cream of mushroom and a couple canned vegetables mixed in. It was a lot better than it sounds.

I’ve been in an inexplicably glum mood all day. Can’t shake it for shit.

Soup is not a meal, and no one will ever dissuade me of this opinion.

Karma’s a nice concept and all, but the older I get, the less sure I am that I believe in it.

Here’s to not getting woken up before the crack of dawn again tomorrow by stupid bullshit that doesn’t concern me. I’d raise a glass, but I don’t currently have one. And you wouldn’t see it anyway.

Barbecued pork ribs, green beans and potatoes.