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The_annoying_one

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  1. And together, we will conquer any and all who oppose us!
  2. Thank you, sir. Whenever the world is mine, I shall do the same for you.
  3. Okay, okay! Just get off of my ass already! Shit!
  4. I know what you mean, but I may still be on the fence here.
  5. Just be careful, man. Diarrhea could be contagious, but I never want to know if it really is. 🤪
  6. There was a pretty brutal storm where I live a few hours ago. No booty juice, though, thankfully.
  7. Okay, man! You win! Happy now?! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚
  8. I can’t post any because I don’t wanna get banned.
  9. I don’t know what to say except there’s no facepalm in the world big enough for this crap. šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø
  10. Just having Burger King tonight. A Bacon King and a large order of onion rings. EDIT: DoorDashing in the middle of a major storm was easily one of the stupidest things I’ve done lately. šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø
  11. Can you take it all away? No, seriously….
  12. Hey, Google, let’s try something new… I type something into your search bar, press ā€œEnterā€, then you bring up results matching what I typed in. Fucking crazy idea, huh?
  13. To the same town I’ve lived in my whole life. It was boring. I need to something something more or less.
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  14. I’d much rather just eat dinner and go to bed. Deal with all this life crap some other time.
  15. That sounds like a hell of a lot of work.
  16. Then I have very little desire to live anymore.
  17. Without excuses, I have nothing.
  18. I already own, like, 3 umbrellas. They’re just a hassle to carry around.
  19. I’d totally go outside more if it’d ever stop raining.
  20. Me: ā€œI think I’ll be sociable today. What could it hurt?ā€ 5 minutes later:
  21. I think I finally somewhat get it now. Or at least I’m in the right galaxy now. Thanks, Pat!
  22. I think I’m just glad I have no idea if you’re complimenting or insulting me.
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