The_annoying_one

I can’t remember if I’ve seen it or not. I wanna say I have. Either way, I may see if it’s streaming on Netflix tonight. My money’s on “No”. EDIT: And…it’s not. Of course.

Considering that I went from not understanding the challenge at all to finally getting it and submitting something pretty decent, yeah, I’m confident. I’m also very much aware that Disco and Vela have blown everyone else away in these solo challenges, so there’s that.

I’m playing useless phone tag with at least 3 different people, my dog won’t stop following me around and staring at me, I keep dropping everything I pick up. I just want everything and everyone to leave me the fuck alone for maybe 20 minutes! Can I just have that, please?!

I get what you’re saying but I don’t think she’d do that, as much as it sounds like something she and I would probably do. Nah, she wants this win just as bad as I do, I think/hope.

I really hope she does submit something in time. If I’m gonna have any chance of winning, I’d rather it be against all challengers.

Maybe I was just kidding and your insult was too harsh.

Maybe it’s Maybelline.

I’ll take 2 cupcakes and 2 croissants, please.

Maybe you are just beyond help.

You can’t just expect immediate results.

Do you want my help or not?!

You need a vacation from your vacation. Get to work, you bum!

Please, can I stop adulting for just a little while? I’m just so tired, boss. So. Very. Tired. ☹️

I never think. You know this.

I might have a slim shot. That is, until Vela submits something. I don’t know if I can beat both of you.

Thank you. Also…

Thanks for saying that. At this point, I really don’t care if I win or lose. It’s just cool to represent the UEMB in whatever small way I can.

I had to. That was probably my favorite challenge out of all of them.

It looks like I sort of repeated myself a few times, though. Oh well.

I’ve been experiencing this weird spasm in my right shoulder blade the past few days. It doesn’t hurt, but working out is probably not a good idea.

TEAM CHALLENGE Your efforts to elect [classic_swim] as commissioner were unfortunately unsuccessful. Feeling somewhat defeated, you decide to crawl into bed. But first, you decide to check for any updates in the UEMB. You log in, and instantly see a PM from a somehow-unnamed user. "Attention, Team! Due to unforeseen circumstances, we have determined that our current elected official is unfit for duty. He is, however, refusing to step down. That's where you come in. You must find a way to have him removed from office (legally) and have [classic_swim] elected in his place. You may do this however you see fit. However, there are ground rules that you must follow. 1.) This is not a smear campaign. You are trying to remove someone from office, but you must not present damaging evidence against this official. 2.) You may use outside help, if needed. Any UEMBer or [as] star willing to help you, as long as you do the majority of the work. 3.) How you achieve this goal is entirely up to you. Write a lengthy letter to the higher-ups, make memes proving his inability to lead effectively, post a short video of unnamed sources who have the evidence you need. Full anonymity must be promised to those featured in these videos. SOLO CHALLENGE Your plan to shift the balance of power was an astounding success. Exhausted, you crawl into bed and turn on the TV. The breaking news story immediately catches your attention. "[classic_swim] looking for someone to run as co-commissioner alongside him." Your mind starts racing. You know you have what it takes to earn your rightful place in office. You do wonder how your teammates will react to this, but you know they'll support you all the way. That's just the kind of bond you have. 1.) Make your case for being elected co-commissioner. 2.) Tell a short story, make memes, gifs, or videos. 3.) You may use endorsements from any UEMB member or [as] character you choose. 4.) You may campaign all over the UEMB, but do it respectfully.