The_annoying_one

Only eats the pizza crust.

Was in the “Thriller” music video.

I went to my nephew’s graduation party where they had cheese pizza from Dominos. I kind of hate plain cheese pizza but it’s fine. At least I didn’t have to pay for it.

Buffalo chicken is kind of disgusting.

Got booted out of high school wrestling for hitting a kid with the Stone Cold Stunner.

I can kind of feel my brain slowly shutting down from all the things I’m worried about lately. This can’t be good….

Made [classic swim] and Mr. Hoonie mud wrestle for his amusement.

Is responsible for every popular catchphrase from the last 15 years.

2 corn dogs and some mustard potato salad. I was not taking another chance with delivery tonight.

Has an entire photo album full of pictures of random people’s mailboxes.

I’ve been shaving since I was probably 12 or 13, so there’s absolutely no way my brain will ever recollect the brand. If I had to wager a guess, though, it would be Gillette. I remember having a lot of those over the years.

I had to create an entirely new account with the first rebrand. If that turns out to be the case this time, they may lose a customer here.

Has dreams of becoming an ambulance chaser.

I might possibly be going on a week-long vacation sometime this summer, if plans don’t fall through. I really hope they don’t. I just need to get away from everything for a week or two.

Yep. A lot of little gnat-looking things all over it all. I got my money back, though. I’ll probably munch on something later when I calm down.

Grilled chicken sandwich, salad and lemonade. I wanted something slightly healthier tonight since I’ve kind of felt like crap today. Whole meal came out less than $6, though. Can’t complain about that. EDIT: Can definitely complain about the fact that my entire meal was full of bugs, though….

Once called a 90 year old librarian a “shrimp-ass smelling bitch”.

Agreed to snitch on the raccoon in exchange for a lighter sentence.

People who watch videos on their phones, in public, without headphones, deserve to be forcibly removed from the premises, regardless of the legality of the situation.