The_annoying_one

And then I teabag him, right? Right?? I…..I’m gonna go now…..

I am also in this thread…..

Ordered another pizza because lazy.

Girl: “You really need to stop these dad jokes. They’re embarrassing.” Dad: “How am I supposed to do that?” Girl: “Whatever means necessary.” Dad: “No, it doesn’t.”

The only reason I’ve ever grown a beard is because I just hate shaving with a passion. But, then again, facial hair upkeep is a bitch unto itself. A total conundrum that I hate.

This is exactly why I don’t lend games out. It hasn’t happened but I don’t want it to.

I posted this one on Facebook and got an angry react. I feel like I should let everyone know that I would never actually do this.

Grilled cheeseburgers, baked beans, Velveeta.

I’ve been waiting days for a Walmart delivery of one single item that I critically needed. It finally came a few minutes ago….along with a bunch of shit I didn’t order. I managed to catch the driver before she left. She apologized, took back all the stuff I didn’t order, then had the audacity to ask me to please give her 5 stars. I did. My unpopular opinion here is that I am too damn nice.

Them: “I’m going to the library tomorrow if you’d like to meet me there.” Me: “Yeah, I should be able to. Just let me know what time” Them: “I’m planning to get there between 11am and noon, but I will call you in the morning to make sure you can come.” It is now 12:30 and I haven’t heard anything. Eh….I could just call him, but I don’t really care that much. Guess I’ll just play my PS5.

I guess I just haven’t had them prepared the right way. They’re pretty “meh” to me.

I had microwaveable yakisoba for lunch today. It was also fucking depressing.

I honestly don’t know why I’m friends with a guy who feels the need to shit on almost every life decision I stupidly tell him about.

Veggie lasagna.

My sister just showed up at my house in a panic, needing me to watch 2 of her 3 kids because her youngest decided to crack the middle child in the head with a hammer. What in the actual fuck??

Man, fuck this fucking day!!

A five-hour nap. I’m serious. I didn’t sleep at all last night.

I think watching Quiet On Set has officially ruined a big chunk of my childhood.