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  1. Mortir
    Ghosts of Mars is like John Carpenter on complete autopilot.
  2. Mortir
    I got a pint of Ben and Jerry from the gas statioin.
  3. Mortir
    Well you were not always alive so maybe when you go it is just the start of something else like maybe you go back to where you were before who knows though.
  4. Mortir
    I keep seeing it show up in my YouTube recommendations and have heard good things but eh I do not know really if it is okay.
  5. Mortir
    Yeah the wipes seem the hardest hit for some reason that and Purrell for some reason.
  6. Mortir
    I can at least find bleach reliably enough at my local super market. I think also sometimes so spray Lyslo bottles which you can spray on a paper towel and it is kind of the same thing.
  7. Mortir
    Right after I burn one down I feel like I could go and get some late night munchies but not sure what I want. Where are some places to get good late night food? Anywhere besides Waffle House please do not suggest them no thank you.
  8. Mortir
    Yeah it does not seem like it is real I think it is a sham.
  9. Mortir
    All I wanna do is just 💥💥💥 and 🧾 and 🤑 and take ya 💵
  10. Mortir
    Well damn maybe you should not drink so much.
  11. Mortir
    Nah maybe the bar would go under but it is pretty hard to drink yourself to death not impossible though.
  12. Mortir
    Like I keep seeing ads for Patagonia on YouTube that saays that they will plant a tree for every six pack you down. And Coors Lite I think says you can save a river buy buying their drinks. Which river? Do I get to pick one?
  13. Mortir
    Nicotine and popcorn butter.
  14. Mortir
    Saturday morning jumped out of bed and put on my best suit.
  15. Mortir
    🎂
  16. Mortir
    No not really.
  17. Mortir
    You so dumb when a idea comes to mind there is a candle above your head instead of a lightbulb.
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  19. Mortir
    Tl;dr
  20. Mortir
    Would you believe me if I told you 2021 will be even worse?
  21. Mortir
    Is that a good thing or a bad thing? I would not really want to meet my old self. Do not tell my old self you saw me I owe him twenty dollars.
  22. Mortir
    I miss the Bahama Breeze that got shut down with the rest of the mall area. Idk I cannot really think of many restaurants that went belly up. Most of them just move away. RIP Don Pablos.
  23. Mortir
    Steel Reserve? Idk that is the only high graivty malt liquor I am familiar with not much of a drinker.
  24. Mortir
    Stop trying to gas light me I do not owe you money.
  25. Mortir
    Haha no I am not a rube now skedaddle.
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