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  1. Distortedreasoning
    honey i shrunk the kids O0
  2. Distortedreasoning
    still you jacked my line
  3. Distortedreasoning
    this is why white men are so upset. they were promised such a great future :D
  4. Distortedreasoning
    aww yeah i win! i'll try not to make you wait long for me baby
  5. Distortedreasoning
    damn you!
  6. Distortedreasoning
    i can be your pillow!
  7. Distortedreasoning
    im not naked...
  8. Distortedreasoning
    dont mind me ladies, im just a tree http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/scary-tree-adult-costume-bc-800840.jpg?zm=800,800,1,0,0[/img]
  9. Distortedreasoning
    lets make the dream come true!
  10. Distortedreasoning
    i wanted to blow shit up.
  11. Distortedreasoning
    a rock star. 2nd choice was fighter pilot. :D :beer: :420: O0
  12. Distortedreasoning
    same pair till it rips. then just shop on amazon O0
  13. Distortedreasoning
    thats why i said damned good
  14. Distortedreasoning
    what can i say? im damn good
  15. Distortedreasoning
    what you need is a mexican to come and "fix" this for you O0
  16. Distortedreasoning
    i know what youre talking about! O0
  17. Distortedreasoning
    cali? i thought i made it clear i live in portland tho i am originally from LA O0
  18. Distortedreasoning
    i got nothing better to do. except porn but thats later O0
  19. Distortedreasoning
    but my guidance is better than any instruction manual/youtube video.
  20. Distortedreasoning
    :420: :420: :420:
  21. Distortedreasoning
    im more lazy O0
  22. Distortedreasoning
    rig it to a machine that will give them a mild shock whenever they touch the garbage can O0
  23. Distortedreasoning
    dammit pooh! get your lazy butt up and to the post office! lol maybe on nips >
  24. Distortedreasoning
    ohhh you're so on! nobody procrastinates like me! O0
  25. Distortedreasoning
    if you dont practice it, you forget it O0
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