wacky1980

i really want to take a crack at this one, but there's no love in it anymore. someone else pick this one up.

it's like that mighty mouse gif from the last round. the loop isn't perfect, and that's what gets my goat the most. take some fucking pride in your gifs, assholes! quit with this ocd-rage-inducing shit!

my oldest computer turned 10 in february. bought it as a day 1 vista release item. i'm still eating that shit sandie, but i actually modded it to the point where it wasn't a total lemon. it's my torrent box and part-time media server (when the nas is being a bitch), and it dual boots gnome for kicks. also salvaged an old pc from the bank that's still running xp, that's probably approaching 10 years. it's just a backup machine right now. got a refurb'd m4600 laptop from dell about 3 years ago that was probably new in '11, but it's still a bit of a beast since upgrading it to win10. that's my wannabe-dj control center and also what i use for graphic design. finally, a 4yo chromebook from acer that still handles most of my casual web browsing, when my mobile can't cut it. i've got half a mind to pick up a gently used server and virtualize my windows machines + add dedicated media, web, and email servers, and use the dell laptop to remote into them on demand. but that will also require some electrical / network upgrades in the house, and taking advantage of the fiber being laid thru town next year. i'm down with a 100mb symmetrical link.

i picked it up from working as lighting director for the production team in college, and it seemed like kinda an industry slang term since then for live production at concert / theater stuff. maybe it's just that the people i worked with were all oddballs. that would actually make good sense.

*fuck i still use that term* -_' i'm gonna go home and empty my random shit cabinet drawer, pull out all my old adapters, and plug them in just for you packie. the watts, they's a-gettin' wasted tonight!

not really, no. i destroyed my knees as a kid/teen, and i've been paying the price for probably the last 10 years. sometimes they're fine, but they tend to get stiff after sitting for more than an hour or so, and then they ache for 10 minutes after getting up. if one or the other gets bad enough (maybe a few times per year for each one) i have to wear a brace for a week to help it recover. worst part is i fucking hate pain pills. ibuprofen or naproxen is about the strongest shit i'll take, even though the wife normally has lortab and hydrocodone around for her cycle bs. knee pain can eat a horsecock.

it hasn't rained here (with the exception of an odd downpour that lasted <5 minutes on sunday) for about a week. must be some kind of a record.

at any given time, i'm either grabbing my own balls, or i'm not.

i'll wag mah dick atcha when you fly over. i have nothing else to contribute to this thread.

you spelled "assholes" wrong.

i think in this case, "graphic novel" refers to "coloring book" and writing for it probably entails a subtitle on the cover page. something like "TACOS: a coloring book for children". done. $50 please.

i like to put vulfpeck on shuffle when i'm doing whatever random tasks at home or work.

shit, i probably wouldn't touch her either. some random reverse-elvira chick comes running up asking for a big hug? hell no bitch. and he had to decline three times before she got the hint? she's already a fucking celebrity, she should know better.

i might give myself a haircut tonight. it's probably been about 18 months or so. shit's getting too long. when you can singe it on your cigarette, it's time.

light the bed on fire. if he's alive, he'll move. if he's dead, you've saved on his cremation expenses.

friends you never even knew you had, i'm tellin' ya.

pronounced rammin' right? i don't eat ramen anymore, but i lived on maruchan ramen beef flavor in college. my recipe was fucking disgusting, looking back. boil the noodles, drain the water, add the packet, and toss in some meatballs and bbq sauce. it's a wonder i'm still alive.

the easiest fix is simple. become the drug hookup in your group. the rest of it will take care of itself.

good, go get a mod. this is called food. you eat it. sorry if that's foreign to your senitive eyes.

you're pretty close to the big testicle festival out in montana. i'd like to check that out sometime. can i live vicariously through your experiences out there instead?

turkey testicles are tame. you just batter and fry them whole, and they taste a lot like a chicken nugget. it's when you have to peel, cut up, soak / marinade, and then batter and serve these big bull balls, that's for the pros.

fun fact: raw turkey testicles kinda look like cashews. we'll have these available (battered and fried) this year.

this is the last one because it's fucking expensive and takes several months of planning. we don't have the time to dedicate anymore, with two small kids and everything else going on in daily life. also, we've been kinda typeset as the "testicle festival bar" and we want to move away from that image. it's hard to gain traction for other event formats because people expect everything we do to be a derivative of the redneck party the last bar owners came up with.

some of you have threatened, but never followed through. well, this is your final notice. you get one more chance to come over here and eat my nuts before i never offer them again. of course, i'm talking about our last ever testicle festival. no, it's not a gay orgy (sorry everyone). and it's not a bunch of dudes hanging out at a party with no chicks in sight...hopefully. we actually prepare and fry up a pile of animal testicles, and serve them as the focus of a street party in front of our bar. there's nuts for eating, but also other food vendors, booze and more booze, live music, and some other entertaining shit going on. if you're looking for an excuse to travel to bfe illinois in a couple weeks, here you go.

never was a pc gamer, and i pretty much grew out of console gaming before online became a big thing. i think i played some mariocart wii online a time or two, but that might be it.