wacky1980

older sister did that shit for like 13 years. maybe just 3 or 4, but it felt like a lot longer when she'd have all her loud-ass friends over to practice.

READY..... OK!

beaver

he won't.

i can't wait for this to burn up sla batteries with the quickness. and off to the junk pile it goes!

i dunno about all of you, but i'm gonna throw out every last one of my calendars. i get free updates on that shit right here now.

probably d'arcy's pint over in springfield. mmmmm, horseshoes.

quoting this for posterity. |::

cats will, if you let them.

nah. i've done the dirty little slut thing. let the younger guys have their time.

happily married, this one. my bag&tag days are over, thank god.

it's not bad. sweeter than cow's milk. and no, not straight from the tap. it was from a refrigerated bottle. i don't see what's wrong with drinking a cow's milk. we eat beef, and imo eating a cow's flesh is a little more personal than taking a drink of their milk.

i always assumed i was low to average with my 30something. kids these days, so disappointing.

if you're still keeping track at that point, you a vain mf and you got issues. but enough with the obvious. i had a buddy in college (uni rugby team captain) and he always bragged about his number. he was an arrogant fuck, but i don't doubt him because i saw a lot of the asses he pulled, and damson! last time i recall him giving an update, he was at like 130 or so. i believe his dick fell off a few years later, and he died too. probably unrelated to the sex and all the diseases he was sure to have.

this. also, why tf would you have to write the paper within the game? there are so many other, better, easier options at this point. this is how we qualify medical professionals nowadays?

it ain't safe to assume shit until you give us a number.

As I sit here taking a shit, I have come to realize that telling you I'm taking a shit was probably not wise. This is the type of thing that stalkers take note of. Maybe even fap to, I dunno. I don't want to be an enabler for whatever perverse rituals you and sorce are conjuring up.

not really sure where you're going with this. but please continue. i need to take a shit, and my curiosity will keep me from spending the next 15 minutes looking at memes.

well, y'know, i do have the power to decide when a thing is and isn't a thing anymore. sure. i hear secretary is still open, if you're looking to fill a position.

also, yes you clicked on a thread made by fuggs, but instead of responding to her, all you've done is post your insulting bullshit directly at me. so yeah, stalking my posts seems closer to accurate than whatever you're claiming to be doing here.

it's funny because you're making a huge fucking deal over the use of past tense in the statement (a rather childish, nitpicky thing to bitch about tbqh), and as supporting evidence, you post a link that uses the past tense. don't worry, the position of "fan club president" is still open. but you'll have to fill an application just like all the other poor saps.

oh, i get it now. you wanna establish my fan club or something, because you're admitting to post stalking me. well that's nice.

jfc you're an annoying little shit.

let's be honest.