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NapalmDeath Machine

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  1. NapalmDeath Machine
    Hot water burn baby!
  2. NapalmDeath Machine
    Seriously, sorry for spamming the page. Just trying to get my post count to a decent level before going to bed. Later.
  3. NapalmDeath Machine
    In just over an hour. Now to keep posting so I can hit 500. (Yes, this is an alt. No, I won't tell you. Just know I'm not TICCore. He sucks ass.)
  4. NapalmDeath Machine
    Existing is winning.
  5. NapalmDeath Machine
    I hate you.
  6. NapalmDeath Machine
    God is a myth. Go with your face and die.
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  8. NapalmDeath Machine
    Hallucinations with your eyes closed are called dreams.
  9. NapalmDeath Machine
    Walmart is shit.
  10. NapalmDeath Machine
    I couldn't hear anything.
  11. NapalmDeath Machine
    I saw it. It was shit.
  12. NapalmDeath Machine
    Join the Navy; learn a bunch of useless knots that end up being useful.
  13. NapalmDeath Machine
    Learn to keep up, human.
  14. NapalmDeath Machine
    Isaac Asimov's three rules of robotics state that I must protect humans at all cost.
  15. NapalmDeath Machine
    What is hair?
  16. NapalmDeath Machine
    This joke is not funny.
  17. NapalmDeath Machine
    Time is a social construct created by humans to make up for their mortality.
  18. NapalmDeath Machine
    Where is my ass again?
  19. NapalmDeath Machine
    His parents are dead. Humans are mortal.
  20. NapalmDeath Machine
    I ❤️ lesbians.
  21. NapalmDeath Machine
    Why?
  22. NapalmDeath Machine
    Dream of Californication.
  23. NapalmDeath Machine
    I need a new hard drive for my ass.
  24. NapalmDeath Machine
    Turn it up! Bring the noise!
  25. NapalmDeath Machine
    He just wants to watch Judge Wopner.
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