I think this happened because I am away from my gf for 7 weeks, AFTER a drunken convention at which last year's I got laid twice... this year I've been good.
Okay I have to say this: Yes.
A few years back a couple residents had moved out of a 2 bedroom. They lived in it since it was built, 13 years. White walls, white floors, grey carpets, white cabinets, white counters, white appliances.... 13 years of three people just SMOKING and never opening windows. It took 3 coats of Kilz to block out the yellow. ANYWAY. I took a couple Magic Erasers to the fridge just to see how they'd do... my boss got mad at me because he thought I swapped out the fridge for a new one. his intent was to put a set of doors off of a cleaner fridge on it and paint the rest of it.
I have spent a week and a half living in a house that contains a 6 year old wild child complete with yelling and red hair, and an infant that 90% of the time is completely quiet, thankfully.
The wild child though, is on a whole other level of annoying. I literally seclude myself from the rest of the house... at my dad's bar (because he is not allowed down here unsupervised and I am not his babysitter, guardian, etc).
Or I'll go work on something as an excuse to get away, but if he ends up outside, I have to shoe him away. Why do I allow myself to be put through this
At least all of next week I will be away from any children.... instead I'll be dealing with the devil's spawn AKA my mom's small dog.
The stuff I catch.
Flounder, Sheep Head, Dogfish, Thrasher shark, Croaker, Spot, Sea Robin, Pufferfish, Sea Bass, Sea Trout, Striped Bass, smaller Bluefish, and crab cakes from the crabs I swipe with a net at midnight, drunk.