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i still have my tumbler, only had to replace the top. i've dropped that thing so many times...and it keeps on keepin' on. i may have my ashes put in it...maybe..

RIght now, I'm thinking we start off with two groups deciding what the actual crime is and the loser gets to be the Kashstone Kops while he winner gets to be the nefarious gang trying to get away with it. So that;s the start. But, before we get much further, I have to figure out what will be a compelling prize for he winner.

^now you're cooking with gas.

See, I like the murder mystery angle… like a game of Clue. The problem with Trump is that his dementia addled brain and the cast of inept buffoons he’s hired to do the things he doesn’t want to do are so perfectly incongruous that there’s no real common story. The joke about Seinfeld is that it isn’t a show about nothing, the something is a group of people who are very much intertwined in their common banality. There is nothing in common with the Kash Patels, the Kristi Noems, the Pam Bondis, the Pope Killer Vances. They’re just profoundly stupid people who were gifted an opportunity a lot of other stupid people had a chance at by a man so corrupted by his selfishness that his mental decline has actually made him coherent. The vacuousness is so pervasive , there’s no story to any of it. That being said, I can create a story from just one of them. Let’s say put lube on Dan Bogino’s weighs and he nearly choked to death while doing naked bench presses, and suspicion quickly falls on Patels country star girlfriend. Those three aren’t important, but their stupidity can be frame for even better characters.

Bro…

fuck if i know. scoob posted here about not knowing wtf he was doing... so i posted here, not knowing wtf i'm doing... and here you are, wondering wtf we are doing.

lol, what are you doing here

i would have suggested riffing against the current admin., and coming up with even dumber counterpoints, but south park is pretty much nailing anything, we deviants, could come up with. you could do a murder mystery challenge show and tell (depending on the topic) you could wrap it all around a 'lifeboat' game digital bingo video cooking challenge

Fuck. I keep saying to myself that this is the week that I start it back up, and I don't. I guess it comes down to I haven't been able to come up with a really good concept that I think everyone will enjoy.

this one was fun.

aw i was hoping there'd be more folks signing up. i mean, it doesn't take too much time from your busy day. not really.

I’d like to make you and Pooh mentors for each team. I’ll be explaining the concept this weekend.

lay it on me.

Well, I have an idea if you’re interested….

i can help. i already won. fair is fair.

I’ve kind of got a lot going on in life right now and just don’t feel up to full participation this time around. I would love to help out in some other way, though.

Cosigned

So, for some reason the boards are broken and won't let me put a poll on my OP. That means we'll have to do this the old fashioned way: If you're interested, post below.

Wait... that means I can give this account to Buddy. Cool.

Dude....

I just happened upon this because I was being nosey as to who had the gall to call themselves the game master, but I will follow this thread now

Survivor III is here! If you're interested, sign up in this thread. Here are the basic rules for participation: The game premise is political in nature, but this is not a venue to air your political or ideological opinions. You're free to express yourself in your submissions, but we will not allow any intolerance toward your fellow UEMBers or any racial, gender, or ethnic group. Doing so is grounds for being removed from the game. This is at least partly a team competition. If you're not confident in your own creativity, skills or breadth of knowledge on any or all subject, that's perfectly fine - we will not ask you to do anything that you can't or don't want to do. However, you still need to interact with your teammates. Offer encouragement, act as devil's advocate, or just give your honest opinion. Anything will help, as long as your a part of it. The team competition will last for three rounds, and the participation portion is about a week per round. At the very least, check in every day to see what your team is doing. Be respectful. Trash talking is part of the fun, but don't make personal attacks. Don't call out users by name. Don't mock anyone. Don't Doxx anyone. Non participating friends, family or other IRL acquaintances are also off limits. At the same time, have a sense of humor. If your particular mannerisms, styles of speech, or any personal experience shared on the UEMB are incorporated in a joke, don't be offended. It's okay to laugh at yourself, just as long as it's not at the expense of your dignity. ??? Life does get in the way. If something happens and you can't continue, we understand. Just let us know. Don't just disappear without letting someone know what happened. And, of course, all the other board rules apply. Pushing the limit is fine, but if it's not going to fly in the General Noise section, it won't fly in Survivor.

So, despite promising it months ago, I’m ready to start up UEMB Survivor to commemorate the start of a not so new but equally troubling chapter in America. We got fires, we got a felon in the oval office, the world’s richest man might have completely lost his marbles, and, of course, Toonami is confounding us like always. I just want to say, I really appreciate everyone who participated last time. This game can sometimes feel like we’re running it by the seat of our pants because we are. It’s not as important that there is a winner as much as this is a place where each challenge is an opportunity to express yourself and to be as wicked or as sweet as your sense of humor will allow. I’ll be winding up throughout the week so expect some announcements peppered in as we move toward next weekend.