Codename: Jackass Posted May 22, 2017 Posted May 22, 2017 Just feels like a normal day. I'm a shitposter, aren't I?
NaBarney Posted May 22, 2017 Author Posted May 22, 2017 Just feels like a normal day. I'm a shitposter, aren't I? I can't answer that. Only a chorus of your harshest critics can answer that.
NaBarney Posted May 22, 2017 Author Posted May 22, 2017 i've heard it's like fucking your sister lets ask stilgar He has the experience but whenever I try to engage him about anything he just gurgles at me and I can't understand what he's saying but it makes me feel sick
stilgar Posted May 22, 2017 Posted May 22, 2017 i've heard it's like fucking your sister lets ask stilgar I wouldn't know, I never fucked nabs sister.
NaBarney Posted May 22, 2017 Author Posted May 22, 2017 Osh gulash en hrrnng prtub pthub swappee blop WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?? It's like your words are wet and oozing out your mouth.
NaBarney Posted May 22, 2017 Author Posted May 22, 2017 Like staying inside & masturbating all day but only half as sexual That's, accurate actually I definitely felt the sexual tension starting to build after about the sixth hour
scoobdog Posted May 22, 2017 Posted May 22, 2017 This thread is 3/10. Could hear the sobbing with each keystroke, but didn't make me want to care.
Codename: Jackass Posted May 22, 2017 Posted May 22, 2017 I can't answer that. Only a chorus of your harshest critics can answer that. I don't even know who my critics are.
NaBarney Posted May 22, 2017 Author Posted May 22, 2017 This thread is 3/10. Could hear the sobbing with each keystroke, but didn't make me want to care. Speaking of sexual tension
Codename: Jackass Posted May 22, 2017 Posted May 22, 2017 Speaking of sexual tension you're really sexy with your mascara smeared like that my dick is diamond hard right now
NaBarney Posted May 22, 2017 Author Posted May 22, 2017 My keystrokes are steady and purposeful, building a rhythm My mouse is flailing wildly There, at the top of the thread, people we know are watching! But I don't care
NaBarney Posted May 22, 2017 Author Posted May 22, 2017 Nope I don't even regular post for an entire day Oh shit dude where did you come from I am so sorry I didn't see you there oh my God I'm, that wasn't intended for, ah geez well let's just get you cleaned up
Hornshire Posted May 22, 2017 Posted May 22, 2017 One time. That We recall, at least. There may have been more. We needed a shower afterwards. Granted, that was due mostly to the fact that We could have used one before the whole ordeal began, and the natural progression of shower necessity over a twenty-four hour period. But still...
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