fuggnificent Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 Beer to me is like vagina to ghostrek. Ive never had one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 Beer is mostly terrible :barf: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted May 17, 2017 Author Share Posted May 17, 2017 Beer is mostly terrible :barf:  Yah i can stand the smell or look of beer  But weirdly i have enjoyed beer battered onion rings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 beer is an acquired taste    just like vagina Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GaiusIuliusCaesar Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 you aren't missing much, unless its really cold, or really high end beer, like imported or craft stuff. Most beer consumed in the united states is terrible. You can thank prohibition for ruining our national pallet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 Beer is great. Â The trick is to not just drink a beer but a bunch really fast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 There is good beer out there. You have to know what to look for though. I'm really wanting one now.  I have to be strong. S: I promised to stop drinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 There is good beer out there. You have to know what to look for though. I'm really wanting one now.  I have to be strong. S: I promised to stop drinking.  What do you like to drink?  Go get a bunch and drink them really fast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 Beer in a can always tastes weaker and more diluted to me. Bottles or glasses are the way to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 Shouting out Ghostrek now.....You really are running out of people to piss off aren't you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pail Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 you aren't missing much, unless its really cold, or really high end beer, like imported or craft stuff. Most beer consumed in the united states is terrible. You can thank prohibition for ruining our national pallet. Â > Â Nah, I wanna hear this one out. Â Humour me . Â How did a temporary ban on alcohol in the 1920's ruin our beer industry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 Beer to me is like vagina to ghostrek. Ive never had one. oddly enough, beer to me is exactly like dick to you. i'll take one in the can any day. i didn't think that one through very well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 Yah i can stand the smell or look of beer  But weirdly i have enjoyed beer battered onion rings Stuff cooked with beer is awesome, it's the straight beer I can't stand, maybe I never had a good beer. There are very few I like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 Stuff cooked with beer is awesome, it's the straight beer I can't stand, maybe I never had a good beer. There are very few I like maybe you need to move towards ciders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 :420: and shrooms are better than alcohol. Â Also, salvia was pretty awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pail Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 Stuff cooked with beer is awesome, it's the straight beer I can't stand, maybe I never had a good beer. There are very few I like  You should try one of these.  They pretty yummy.  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 radler may as well be considered near-beer. what is that shit, like 2.3%? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pail Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 It's like 2.5 or something. Â Still, it's yum yum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 nah, i looked it up. 2.5%. i see you edited post. anyways, Â weaker than your mama's keystone light. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 oddly enough, beer to me is exactly like dick to you. i'll take one in the can any day.  i didn't think that one through very well.  Nah, you thought it through, Daniel Tosh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 >  Nah, I wanna hear this one out.  Humour me .  How did a temporary ban on alcohol in the 1920's ruin our beer industry? Palate, Cucket. He meant palate.  pal·ate ˈpalət/Submit noun noun: palate; plural noun: palates 1. the roof of the mouth, separating the cavities of the nose and the mouth in vertebrates. synonyms: roof of the mouth, hard/soft palate "the tea burned her palate" 2. a person's appreciation of taste and flavor, especially when sophisticated and discriminating. "a fine range of drink for sophisticated palates" synonyms: (sense of) taste, appetite, stomach "menus to suit the tourist palate" taste or flavor of wine or beer.  Not.... wallet? Wtf did you even think pallet meant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pail Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 I looked it up and edited my post.  I have given up drinking​ for the most part.  If I was going to drink something I'd probably go for something like this.  Or E&J brandy if I wanted to get wasted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 no, i think he got it. i'd like to understand how prohibition ruined americans' taste in beer as well. Â esp considering our piss water is of higher quality than several other countries' piss water. ever had snow? makes budweiser look like hofbrau. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pail Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 Palate, Cucket.  He meant palate.  pal·ate ˈpalət/Submit noun noun: palate; plural noun: palates 1. the roof of the mouth, separating the cavities of the nose and the mouth in vertebrates. synonyms: roof of the mouth, hard/soft palate "the tea burned her palate" 2. a person's appreciation of taste and flavor, especially when sophisticated and discriminating. "a fine range of drink for sophisticated palates" synonyms: (sense of) taste, appetite, stomach "menus to suit the tourist palate" taste or flavor of wine or beer.  Not.... wallet? Wtf did you even think pallet meant?  I know what he meant dickhead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 Or E&J brandy if I wanted to get wasted. if this doesn't scream cat rapist, i don't know what does. srs tho, get wasted on brandy? why do you hate yourself so hard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 no, i think he got it. i'd like to understand how prohibition ruined americans' taste in beer as well.  esp considering our piss water is of higher quality than several other countries' piss water. ever had snow? makes budweiser look like hofbrau. Ruining a national palate has nothing to do with ruining an industry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pail Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 if this doesn't scream cat rapist, i don't know what does. Â srs tho, get wasted on brandy? why do you hate yourself so hard? Â What's wrong with brandy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 so you're arguing over semantics rather than content. Â whatever then, carry on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 I know what he meant dickhead. Sure you did. ::]:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 What's wrong with brandy? nothing. there's literally nothing wrong with brandy. and anyone is welcome to drink it. the problem is getting wasted on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 Ruining a national palate has nothing to do with ruining an industry. Â i'd also like to point out that prohibition ruined neither. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 so you're arguing over semantics rather than content.  whatever then, carry on. No, I'm arguing that making a bad product doesn't inherently equate to the desimation of an industry. Ex: McDonald's makes bad burgers that sell imcredibly well. Burger industry is fine, the palate is fine. McDonald's is still junk.  I'm not, strictly speaking, agreeing with the original post. I'm contesting Cucket's interpretation.  Simply disagreeing with me doesn't automatically mean I'm arguing 'semantics'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pail Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 nothing. there's literally nothing wrong with brandy. and anyone is welcome to drink it. Â the problem is getting wasted on it. Â Brandy is 80 proof. Â No different than getting drunk with vodka, gin, rum, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pail Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 No, I'm arguing that making a bad product doesn't inherently equate to the desimation of an industry. Â Ex: McDonald's makes bad burgers that sell imcredibly well. Burger industry is fine, the palate is fine. McDonald's is still junk. Â I'm not, strictly speaking, agreeing with the original post. I'm contesting Cucket's interpretation. Â Simply disagreeing with me doesn't automatically mean I'm arguing 'semantics'. Â Speaking as someone who eats a lot of McDonald's I can say you're full of shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 i'd also like to point out that prohibition ruined neither. That's fine, I'm not arguing it did. I'm arguing the correlation between palate and industry is flimsy at best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 What do you like to drink?  Go get a bunch and drink them really fast Well I like any well crafted, strong but smooth tasting beer. It has to be ATLEAST 6% for me or I feel like  I might as well be drinking soda.. This is what I bought at the licker store when I went to get my last drunk  before the prohibition. It wasn't bad, 7% alcohol, but nice and smooth with a hint of honey.  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 Speaking as someone who eats a lot of McDonald's I can say you're full of shit. Eat it as much as you like. It's still terrible food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 my boyfriend drinks these things   they're expensive for a four-pack and I don't know anyone else who drinks them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pail Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 Eat it as mich as you like. It's still terrible food.  Something isn't bad just because you don't like it.  If better burgers meant more profit chains like Five Guys and BurgerFi would dwarf McDonald's.  Sure, the burgers are a little better but they're slower and more expensive.  Plus McDonald's just rolled out 3 new sandwiches that cater to more sensitive pallets and they're all pretty​ good.  Oh, and guess what. They're more expensive! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 That's fine, I'm not arguing it did.  I'm arguing the correlation between palate and industry is flimsy at best.  The original quote was  you aren't missing much, unless its really cold, or really high end beer, like imported or craft stuff. Most beer consumed in the united states is terrible. You can thank prohibition for ruining our national pallet.  Bucket correctly interpreted this as meaning prohibition ruined the beer industry  Enough with this stupid argument Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 Something isn't bad just because you don't like it. Are you actually arguing McD's sells high quality burgers? -_' >  If better burgers meant more profit chains like Five Guys and BurgerFi would dwarf McDonald's. I said absolutely nothing about quality to profit ratios. I said low quality burgers topping the sales of burgers hasn't damaged the overall industry, nor the palate. We're literally in agreement with the point of quality =/= profit nor does it equate to ruining an industry. The contention, which you're ignoring - even just contradicting yourself by making a point I agree with - was that ruining a palate was the same as ruining an industry. Now, in attempt to be contrarian with me, you've helped to undo your original post with one that actually supports my argument.  Sure, the burgers are a little better but they're slower and more expensive.  Plus McDonald's just rolled out 3 new sandwiches that cater to more sensitive pallets and they're all pretty​ good.  Oh, and guess what. They're more expensive! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 The original quote was  Bucket correctly interpreted this as meaning prohibition ruined the beer industry  Enough with this stupid argument How does ruining a palate equate to ruining an industry, Nabitchboy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pail Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 The original quote was  Bucket correctly interpreted this as meaning prohibition ruined the beer industry  Enough with this stupid argument  The only thing people drank during Prohibition was wood alcohol and bathtub gin, because everyone instantly forgot how to distill alcohol as soon as it was banned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pail Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 How does ruinimg a palate equate to ruining an industry, Nabitchboy? Â Ruinimg? Â So your 'N' key works fine, you're just retarded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 Ruinimg? Â So your 'N' key works fine, you're just retarded. Respond to the content, not typos, fartguzzler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pail Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 Â Â I didn't agree with anything you said, dumbass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pail Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 Respond to the content, not typos, fartguzzler. Â You make this typo all the time. Â At least twice in this thread, your post in my signature, it's all over the place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 I didn't agree with anything you said, dumbass. Actually, you did. You're resorting to being contrarian for the sake of contrarianism. Get fucking rekt, Cucketeer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pail Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 Actually, you did. Â You're resorting to being contrarian for the sake of contrarianism. Get fucking rekt, Cucketeer. Â I'm being contrarian by saying higher cost is generally associated with higher quality? Â Go smoke more weed weedhead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 You make this typo all the time.  At least twice in this thread, your post in my signature, it's all over the place. I'm typing on a phone, fast, and legally blind. I miss the N pretty often. If you think basic typos are a signifier of intelligence, it's probably because you're an insufferably stupid cockjockey. I didn't bother correcting your use of "pallet" instead of "palate" because it wasn't relevant. It's a vain attempt to make you look stupid when there's plenty of other ways to highlight how you do it on your own. If that's all you got, just say so, fatso. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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