MEXobiologist Posted May 12, 2017 Posted May 12, 2017 so, i guess its kind of offensive marketing but to me its mostly just ridiculous. i'm tempted to buy it because of its ridiculous possibly offensive innuendo. :fap: > :D
Rogue_Alphonse Posted May 12, 2017 Posted May 12, 2017 If you get that, I definitely am putting a pool in my backyard. owo
MEXobiologist Posted May 12, 2017 Author Posted May 12, 2017 If you get that, I definitely am putting a pool in my backyard. owo i mean... lol... i don't look like that in a swimsuit. it'll be more like those pinterest attempt posts :D but nanner floaty or no, you should still put in a pool cuz people, party, and skin
MEXobiologist Posted May 12, 2017 Author Posted May 12, 2017 yea buy it! i seriously just might have to! i'm also hoping a hot dog will show up as well
MEXobiologist Posted May 12, 2017 Author Posted May 12, 2017 a girlfriend of mine just said "if you buy that i am not going to the beach with you. thats disgusting." which really only fuels my desire for it >
Mini_ghost420 Posted May 12, 2017 Posted May 12, 2017 buy it and hit her over the head with it! Bonk!
MEXobiologist Posted May 12, 2017 Author Posted May 12, 2017 you are a hot dog! ::spin:: sometimes.... people leave me in cars with the windows rolled up while they shop but its not like i chose this life
Rogue_Alphonse Posted May 12, 2017 Posted May 12, 2017 i mean... lol... i don't look like that in a swimsuit. it'll be more like those pinterest attempt posts :D but nanner floaty or no, you should still put in a pool cuz people, party, and skin honestly I really do have plans to have a pool out back by next year
MEXobiologist Posted May 12, 2017 Author Posted May 12, 2017 Get food instead I mean, I already have plenty of that. No need for extra to just spoil.
Distortedreasoning Posted May 12, 2017 Posted May 12, 2017 this is pretty offensive but since im me i voted you buy it so that you can take pics.
Ginguy Posted May 12, 2017 Posted May 12, 2017 That is so silly, it is kind of a must have. I wouldn't be caught dead buying it mind you, but yeah I say go for it.
Satou Kazuma Posted May 13, 2017 Posted May 13, 2017 A more serious question is, wtf is wrong with that woman's arm and body?
MEXobiologist Posted May 13, 2017 Author Posted May 13, 2017 That is so silly, it is kind of a must have. I wouldn't be caught dead buying it mind you, but yeah I say go for it. Lol, I put it on layaway at work with a bunch of other summer biz im not 100% in need of or sure about but want > Really, I'm hoping we get a bunch of kayaks in again cuz I will get one of those instead.
MEXobiologist Posted May 13, 2017 Author Posted May 13, 2017 A more serious question is, wtf is wrong with that woman's arm and body? ::HMM:: ... there is something wrong with her?
JeNewBee Posted May 13, 2017 Posted May 13, 2017 ::HMM:: ... there is something wrong with her? I think the angle of the photo on the box makes her portions all out of wack
Ginguy Posted May 13, 2017 Posted May 13, 2017 Lol, I put it on layaway at work with a bunch of other summer biz im not 100% in need of or sure about but want > Really, I'm hoping we get a bunch of kayaks in again cuz I will get one of those instead. They still do layaway? Wow. A kayak is more useful than an inflatable banana, but not nearly as suggestive or humorous.
PerfectFlowingHair Posted May 13, 2017 Posted May 13, 2017 I wouldn't call it offensive, just lowbrow. I mean, who wouldn't want to ride a banana that huge? :fap:
MEXobiologist Posted May 13, 2017 Author Posted May 13, 2017 They still do layaway? Wow. A kayak is more useful than an inflatable banana, but not nearly as suggestive or humorous. Fuck yeah! We make wayyyyy too much money off it not to have it.
MEXobiologist Posted May 13, 2017 Author Posted May 13, 2017 I wouldn't call it offensive, just lowbrow. I mean, who wouldn't want to ride a banana that huge? :fap: Apparently they are incredibly hard to balance on. I can't wait to get it on the ever moving lake. Shit show status.
PerfectFlowingHair Posted May 13, 2017 Posted May 13, 2017 Apparently they are incredibly hard to balance on. I can't wait to get it on the ever moving lake. Shit show status. sliding off and desperately trying to grapple back on top. Kayak is definitely the far more practical option.
Ginguy Posted May 13, 2017 Posted May 13, 2017 Fuck yeah! We make wayyyyy too much money off it not to have it. What is the markup you have on layaway, around 10%?
Ginguy Posted May 13, 2017 Posted May 13, 2017 sliding off and desperately trying to grapple back on top.
MEXobiologist Posted May 13, 2017 Author Posted May 13, 2017 What is the markup you have on layaway, around 10%? our fees just changed. its 15$ or 10% deposit, whichever is greater. 15$ cuz 5$ non refundable service fee that does not go toward the layaway. 10$ security fee in case a layaway is cancelled or unclaimed in the 30 days. but if you pick it up in time, that goes toward your layaway. no scheduled payments necessary either. just needs to be payed off and picked up within the 30 days. employees still have to put on the 15$ or 10% deposit but we don't actually get charged the fees. it just goes toward the layaway or comes back in full if we cancel.
Ginguy Posted May 13, 2017 Posted May 13, 2017 our fees just changed. its 15$ or 10% deposit, whichever is greater. 15$ cuz 5$ non refundable service fee that does not go toward the layaway. 10$ security fee in case a layaway is cancelled or unclaimed in the 30 days. but if you pick it up in time, that goes toward your layaway. no scheduled payments necessary either. just needs to be payed off and picked up within the 30 days. employees still have to put on the 15$ or 10% deposit but we don't actually get charged the fees. it just goes toward the layaway or comes back in full if we cancel. Not a bad deal for employees, but I wouldn't do it myself. I'd either buy it outright or not, much easier that way. Most stores don't have things I would impulse buy to begin with, I'm the kind of shopper who knows what I intend to buy before I ever leave my house, so having a layaway would just seem like an extra fee.
new_disease Posted May 13, 2017 Posted May 13, 2017 Yes, buy it. If you have any doubts, have I ever given you bad advice? >_>
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