Ric Posted May 7, 2017 Posted May 7, 2017 Champagne flutes and Dinner suits that Keep your focus Away from the cheating hands Tell me Does that sexy Gown say what she's Got in store for her man?
mthor Posted May 7, 2017 Posted May 7, 2017 I'll have you know that I'm highly in demand in museums...if only they didn't make me stand still holding a mammoth tusk, it wouldn't be too bad.
PerfectFlowingHair Posted May 7, 2017 Author Posted May 7, 2017 I'll have you know that I'm highly in demand in museums...if only they didn't make me stand still holding a mammoth tusk, it wouldn't be too bad. ...man. I know there's a good comeback involving the Flintstones here, but I can't think of one.
fuggnificent Posted May 7, 2017 Posted May 7, 2017 a museum is for old and dead things so you're probably right
PerfectFlowingHair Posted May 8, 2017 Author Posted May 8, 2017 a museum is for old and dead things so you're probably right So you're saying you're old and dead. That's mean. Do you hate yourself?
Kagome-san101 Posted May 8, 2017 Posted May 8, 2017 {witty statement goes here} weeeee're on the island of miiiiisfit toys
Ginguy Posted May 8, 2017 Posted May 8, 2017 Why would we be normal? Normal is boring, all the same suits, all the same skirts, The same white blouses, the same white shirts (Charles Tyrwhitt or Paul Fredrick) Yellow tie, or maybe red. It's enough to drive one mad. Good thing we aren't contractually tied to reality.... There's always herringbone, when all the broadcloth threatens to swallow what's left of your style You can always jump off on herringbone....
nameraka Posted May 8, 2017 Posted May 8, 2017 if the weirdos in the museum were also the people visiting the museum
CAC Posted May 8, 2017 Posted May 8, 2017 {witty statement goes here} that was the wittiest thing I've ever read.
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