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Funniest post goes to a guy I discovered and put him on a comedy tour with that Aziz dude and Ron White....its a weird crowd, but I'm sure Seight is fine. 

Found an old box of Cocoa Pebbles in the garage, and after violently purging, I exhumed this for your years of enjoyment....or 3 minutes until its too much trash on it to work anymore 

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Wisest poster, of course goes to our resident Matriarch, Mthor.

Nothing but the best....pure Peruvian Flake. Purchased directly from Pablo Escobar in the 80s. I've been holding on to this for a while.

Just a note....small...like teeeeny 🤏🏿 chance this is freeze-dried icecream 

 

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I JUST got his joke when he said he better change his avatar....Fuck yo couch gets snatched up by Benji

There's like 9 bucks in change in my ashtry...its all your's. You're going to have to pick it up before my son spends all his money for the month

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3 hours ago, André Toulon said:

Mode7 picks up another on with the Gamer title.

Obviously, only the most ridiculously priced unit with a sparsely relevant library and zero 3rd party support....BAM

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I don't suppose I can trade it in for the Sharp X680000?

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1 hour ago, André Toulon said:

The jock was as Tie, so Kudz wins by attendance...

Really hoping he's never seen one of these 🤞🏿

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I thought about actually building one 

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4 hours ago, André Toulon said:

Top Mod goes to Katt....come on down.

 

What do you get the woman who has everything....well, bet you dont have this...and if you do, its because i sent it to you. Its been established.

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At least it isn't the one of him being 'tasteful' in a painting.

That would clash with the one I have of Telli Savallis on velvet that says 'Who loves you, baby?' when you press his navel.

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Artsy Farty falls on Disco....and at this moment, I'm thinking i missed pothead but I'll have to go dig thru those threads again 

At any rate, i planted a tree in your name in my back yard....its really i found some old tomato seed in a drawer and decided to toss them on some soft soil out back and just kinda covered them up lazily....but i promise, anything that potentially pops out is in your name.

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The Politicians are Pat and Jman.

Got you guys the new DJT sex bot...fight to the death and the winner gets it...or at least to first blood....ok, first to quit?

Look, someone HAS to take this thing

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So yeah, missed Pothead. Giving it to Pooh because disco has a valid point....aint nobody else out here cultivating that shit.

Found this hot, new movie in the Bargain bin at Big Lots. I haven't seen it, but I hear its killer

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Perma'd jackass. While this was indeed reserved for Packard, we had an unprecedented arrival...nay, return to these glorious halls.....NABS, come on down.

To pull off a move the only Zeni has successfully completed and didnt even have to pretend to die to accomplish it is truly a...Well, its a testament to.... It's like when your dog dies bu.....

Here....I don't know what it is, but it's totally not me being lazy

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7 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

when's the last time you saw one of these

Every time I go to the grocery store. Idk what sort of candy and trinkets they have in there though I haven't inspected them closely. 

Remember in the 90s when they'd dispense a loose handful of those nasty Runtz bananas? Also, "Homies."

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I guess they gotta leave something for the troops to do there

My grocery store of choice is WinCo (being open 24/7 is incredibly convenient for a night shift worker such as myself) and they got them too. When you posted that in this thread I thought to myself "do they still cost a quarter? Who even carries change anymore?" But I realized there are still people who pay in cash, so maybe parents just use their newly acquired change to let their kids get something from them on their way out when they do pay in cash.

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Even Walmart got rid of them here...replaced with dog tag and keychain engraving machines. We still have a claw machine for some reason but the shit in it is decades old...who in tf is going to waste a buck 50 trying to score a Bartman plush

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47 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

My grocery store of choice is WinCo (being open 24/7 is incredibly convenient for a night shift worker such as myself

I am so insanely jealous of this! I used to LOVE late nite empty store shopping.

Ever since covid, literally every grocery store I've lived near has taken 24/7 shopping away. I have moved to a different state since then and it's the exact same way here as it was there. Walmart, Kroger, all of them close before midnight now. At best there's the rare 24/7 Walgreens but not most of them.

Sorry to grandma rant about grocery store policies, it just makes me so crazy that I'm forced to wait in lines for self checkout now. 

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I am so insanely jealous of this! I used to LOVE late nite empty store shopping.

Ever since covid, literally every grocery store I've lived near has taken 24/7 shopping away. I have moved to a different state since then and it's the exact same way here as it was there. Walmart, Kroger, all of them close before midnight now. At best there's the rare 24/7 Walgreens but not most of them.

Sorry to grandma rant about grocery store policies, it just makes me so crazy that I'm forced to wait in lines for self checkout now. 

Yeah the Walmart around here closes at midnight.

Our WinCo doesn't allow you to use their self checkout in the times of the morning/night that I go (usually around 5:00 AM). I'm assuming they open them up at "normal" hours but I have no idea.

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Yeah the Walmart around here closes at midnight.

Our WinCo doesn't allow you to use their self checkout in the times of the morning/night that I go (usually around 5:00 AM). I'm assuming they open them up at "normal" hours but I have no idea.

Yeah probably cause of mad theft. That isn't why I liked shopping late, but I've heard from a lot of other people that they used to steal shit at night when there's no one watching the store. 

Another thing I hate about stores: everything is locked up now, you have to ask an employee to unlock basic necessities. Hell my local Kroger even put up glass walls around several aisles and built a whole mini store-within-a-store complete with their own automatic sliding doors & cashier. So if you ever need to buy soap, deodorant, toothpaste, makeup, anything like that you have to enter into this cordoned off area and purchase those items in there before you're allowed to leave back into the wider grocery store. It's INSANE

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18 hours ago, André Toulon said:

Wisest poster, of course goes to our resident Matriarch, Mthor.

Nothing but the best....pure Peruvian Flake. Purchased directly from Pablo Escobar in the 80s. I've been holding on to this for a while.

Just a note....small...like teeeeny 🤏🏿 chance this is freeze-dried icecream 

 

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Freeze dried ice cream!? How am I supposed to supplement my social security with freeze dried ice cream?!

 

(Seriously, thanks!🥰)

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11 hours ago, André Toulon said:

Ooh, and this thing.... when's the last time you saw one of these

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Grocery store. I got a bunch of Rick and morty stickers from one of those. Hardware store has them too. Gotta keep the crotch goblins busy.

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