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NFL Smack-Talking 2025/26. F**k your parley, ball them sheets up.

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Jman Freakin Mutant

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I got so sick of the Giants and Jets that I bet against them in a 3 game parlay with the Rams winning.  Naturally the Giants keep it close.

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Wait ...how did i put this here...i could swear i was directly responding to someone else's post. 🤷🏿‍♂️Oh well, mind just gone  i guess

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It actually doesn't because i remember responding to you....i was trying to respond to classic in the complaining thread....how i ended up here is beyond me

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4 hours ago, Jman said:

I got so sick of the Giants and Jets that I bet against them in a 3 game parlay with the Rams winning.  Naturally the Giants keep it close.

Sounds like you had a nice day.

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Jman Freakin Mutant

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41 minutes ago, SwimOdin said:

Sounds like you had a nice day.

If the Giants and Jets are going to keep driving me nuts, the least they can do is help pay for my groceries.

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1pooh4u Monster Mutant

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That game last night was like a Jets game w the 5 field goals that kept MN in the game until the 4th quarter 

NYJ Fields on concussion protocol and I have no clue what concussion protocol looks like for a player w epilepsy, if that makes a difference, idk. 

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I didn’t even know cuz they didn’t televise it but most of the teams did a moment of silence for Charlie Kirk and I’m like, “weren’t these the same people crying when players and Kaepernick took a knee?”

also, htf could they disrespect +80% of their employees like that by making them take that moment of silence too? There were only 5 teams that didn’t do it. Detroit and MN were two. The Colts didn’t but I forgot the other two. 

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molarbear Hero

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1 hour ago, 1pooh4u said:

For the people that don’t know me on the book of faces

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fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Who is this referencing? 

I wasn't alive 38+ years ago... only 38

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7 hours ago, molarbear said:

Who is this referencing? 

I wasn't alive 38+ years ago... only 38

Joe Namath it’s the only Super Bowl the Jets won in 69. It was like the third super bowl ever 😆

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molarbear Hero

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17 hours ago, André Toulon said:

I would assume Joe Nameth, because I cant think of literally any other Jets qb that ever existed

I was thinking there was a bizarre time paradox and mark sanchez was the best QB they had ever had O.o

10 hours ago, 1pooh4u said:

Joe Namath it’s the only Super Bowl the Jets won in 69. It was like the third super bowl ever 😆

 

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19 hours ago, molarbear said:

I was thinking there was a bizarre time paradox and mark sanchez was the best QB they had ever had O.o

But, Mark Sanchez really is the best.

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1pooh4u Monster Mutant

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15 minutes ago, molarbear said:

Did anyone see the pass where Tyreek Hill was open about 20ish yards downfield, and the ball went through his hands?

9 times out of 10 he makes that catch 

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36 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

Isn’t he (T Hill) in some shit right now? His wife or ex wife is accusing him of abuse. Idk all the details or how it all went down cuz he’s not suspended 

how do I do the *I dunno emoji?

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molarbear Hero

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9 hours ago, André Toulon said:

Definitely a woman beater....just look at him

(I know that's not Tyreek, but I've been looking for a reason to post this and the name fit. TH's neck is unmistakable)

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Hey now

I have seen a highlight of Ali doing this same move 

Right? Was it Ali that fucked with the guy by winding up his arm and then jabbing him with the other while the dude was barely standing?

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Jman Freakin Mutant

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Holy shit that Jets game.  Bad enough I had $10 on the Bucs, that was my safe “win the bonus bets promotion” bet and it almost went completely sideways.

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1pooh4u Monster Mutant

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4 minutes ago, Jman said:

Holy shit that Jets game.  Bad enough I had $10 on the Bucs, that was my safe “win the bonus bets promotion” bet and it almost went completely sideways.

Deep down you knew that the Jets weren’t pulling that off 😆

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I will say this, I do think the team will start gelling and building on wins but it’ll happen too late. Maybe they win 6-7 games this season. It’s next season us Jets fans probably should be looking towards. I know it’s only 3 games in, how could I possibly say this. I been a NYJ fan a long time. I don’t know what it is about this team, be it a curse, or more realistically, not great ownership, the fairy tale never happens to them. They never get the right draft pick or get that player who thrives with them and has a renaissance season. They are an ugly team that needs a rebuild and I think it’s in the process of happening but my expectations are low if they do better than my expectations, wonderful, if not, oh well. 

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André Toulon Monster Mutant

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1 hour ago, SwimOdin said:

Perhaps I should give up on this season after that loss to Carolina. That was embarrassing.

Welp, i slept all day because its storming so power kept going in and out...decided I'd go see how things turned out but came here first....I wish i could go back to sleep now.

 

Not because this depressed me or something...I pretty much have 0 expectations these days, but if we'd won, I'd at least watch highlights...now i guess I'll just turn on the yt mix

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12 hours ago, molarbear said:

I'm sorry Pooh,

I you're awesome, but reading your live posts of a jets game is by far one of the highlights of the weekend XD

It’s a window into the mind of every Jets fan 😆

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55 minutes ago, discolé monade said:

 giants v chiefs. 

apparently the league needs comedic relief. 

but hey...yeah, go blue -_-

and that's my annual contribution...because we ALL know how this goes down. 

It’s gotta be killing you seeing the colts 3-0 w Daniel Jones 😫

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