How I Stalk ShopRite Smokers on Break and Other Scary Tales

[discolé monade]

lmao....ok, you must be watching EITHER, 'go tell the midwife', 'the gilded age' or 'downton abbey'

 

not once in the history of your brain rot rambling have you EVER written by the way of the 'king's english'.

you are your own diatribe. 

you admittedly purchase 2nd hand or lost n found pants that are at least 2 sizes too large and long. and the sitting and showing socks has got to be the dumbest 5 year old child's explanation as to why you're wearing daddy's pants. 

look at your own picture, that you posted, with the 2 inches bubble of extra material at the belt loop between the back pocket with your trapper keep wallet, and the handy dandy carpenter side pocket. 

you are such a fucking turnip. 

 

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

8 minutes ago, discolé monade said:

lmao....ok, you must be watching EITHER, 'go tell the midwife', 'the gilded age' or 'downton abbey'

 

not once in the history of your brain rot rambling have you EVER written by the way of the 'king's english'.

you are your own diatribe. 

you admittedly purchase 2nd hand or lost n found pants that are at least 2 sizes too large and long. and the sitting and showing socks has got to be the dumbest 5 year old child's explanation as to why you're wearing daddy's pants. 

look at your own picture, that you posted, with the 2 inches bubble of extra material at the belt loop between the back pocket with your trapper keep wallet, and the handy dandy carpenter side pocket. 

you are such a fucking turnip. 

 

The belt loops are not even shown in the picture, dumbass.  

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

9 minutes ago, discolé monade said:

lmao....ok, you must be watching EITHER, 'go tell the midwife', 'the gilded age' or 'downton abbey'

 

not once in the history of your brain rot rambling have you EVER written by the way of the 'king's english'.

you are your own diatribe. 

you admittedly purchase 2nd hand or lost n found pants that are at least 2 sizes too large and long. and the sitting and showing socks has got to be the dumbest 5 year old child's explanation as to why you're wearing daddy's pants. 

look at your own picture, that you posted, with the 2 inches bubble of extra material at the belt loop between the back pocket with your trapper keep wallet, and the handy dandy carpenter side pocket. 

you are such a fucking turnip. 

 

Get a load of Don's floods.  Total goofbag, what a dork.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

21 minutes ago, discolé monade said:

lmao....ok, you must be watching EITHER, 'go tell the midwife', 'the gilded age' or 'downton abbey'

 

not once in the history of your brain rot rambling have you EVER written by the way of the 'king's english'.

you are your own diatribe. 

you admittedly purchase 2nd hand or lost n found pants that are at least 2 sizes too large and long. and the sitting and showing socks has got to be the dumbest 5 year old child's explanation as to why you're wearing daddy's pants. 

look at your own picture, that you posted, with the 2 inches bubble of extra material at the belt loop between the back pocket with your trapper keep wallet, and the handy dandy carpenter side pocket. 

you are such a fucking turnip. 

 

BTW, That's not a wallet at all.  It's a pack of smokes.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

8 hours ago, 1pooh4u said:

You really need to stop inserting my name into your bullshit. I know you love me, but cut the shit. 
 

Since you can’t stfu about it I’ll explain this to you in one simple sentence:

THE ROUTE YOU TAKE, THE NEIGHBORHOOD YOU TERRORIZE, WAS DESIGNED FOR EASY CAR ACCESS, NOT WITH PEDESTRIAN SAFETY IN MIND. 

Then, what are all the crosswalks and traffic lights for?  The geese?

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

On 7/17/2025 at 4:46 PM, André Toulon said:

Interrupting people on their smoke break is mingling to him. It just doesn....

Wait a minute, why ARE you in the shoprite smoking break area?

Lmfao, when the union dropped you, that's the only place that would hire you...its all coming together. 

You wanna know another place that has an outdoor smoking club for employees?

The casino where I used to work does, and it's less than thirty feet from a public entrance.

Yes, there are occasionally some non employees who sit on the benches and chat with the employees.

It's not as rare as you think it is.

[[classic swim]]

40 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

You wanna know another place that has an outdoor smoking club for employees?

The casino where I used to work does, and it's less than thirty feet from a public entrance.

Yes, there are occasionally some non employees who sit on the benches and chat with the employees.

It's not as rare as you think it is.

Would the female customers fart all over the employees?

[André Toulon]

10 hours ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Where'd Andre go, maybe if I reply to this post again we can start another circular argument so I won't be so scared in this busted cardboard box.

🖕🏿

Edited Saturday at 02:43 PM by André Toulon

[mthor]

1 hour ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

You wanna know another place that has an outdoor smoking club for employees?

The casino where I used to work does, and it's less than thirty feet from a public entrance.

Yes, there are occasionally some non employees who sit on the benches and chat with the employees.

It's not as rare as you think it is.

It's not rare at all. I remember when patients or their families would join us at one of the designated smoking areas at the hospital. Lots of fun - spending my smoke break with some obnoxious fuck who's spent the last four hours riding the call bell and giving me shit about things that I have no control over (no, I do not choose the flavor of toothpaste that comes in the  little hospital party pack; no, I cannot run out and grab you something from Taco Bell/Wendy's/the Jiffy Store [this request has come from both patients and visitors]; and no, I cannot do anything about the TV or the range of available channels.)

Yeah, I fucking LOVED spending my break with those people.  I'm sure that anyone working any kind of retail or service type job shares my joy at not being able to even get a butt in peace, but one of our clients/customers/patients has to invade our space and continue ruining our day.

Edited Saturday at 04:54 AM by mthor
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[1pooh4u]

1 hour ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Then, what are all the crosswalks and traffic lights for?  The geese?

They’re for the cars, duh. People get little crosswalks and 15 seconds to cross a street   Cars get most of the spaces reducing people to tiny strips of concrete to walk on, if they’re lucky. 

[stilgar]

20 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

They’re for the cars, duh. People get little crosswalks and 15 seconds to cross a street   Cars get most of the spaces reducing people to tiny strips of concrete to walk on, if they’re lucky. 

It's so weird how car brained packard is. He can't even drive.

[1pooh4u]

16 minutes ago, stilgar said:

It's so weird how car brained packard is. He can't even drive.

I find it really weird too. You’d think he’d be all for more walkable neighborhoods, but nah, he’d rather walk through parking lots and along highways just to go shopping. 

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

5 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

I find it really weird too. You’d think he’d be all for more walkable neighborhoods, but nah, he’d rather walk through parking lots and along highways just to go shopping. 

Because I'm not any one of those idiots who would start the car and drive three blocks to the corner store.  

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

48 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

They’re for the cars, duh. People get little crosswalks and 15 seconds to cross a street   Cars get most of the spaces reducing people to tiny strips of concrete to walk on, if they’re lucky. 

Well, if anybody can't walk a measley hundred feet in fifteen seconds, he should just buy a recliner and be a shut in.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

1 hour ago, mthor said:

It's not rare at all. I remember when patients or their families would join us at one of the designated smoking areas at the hospital. Lots of fun - spending my smoke break with some obnoxious fuck who's spent the last four hours riding the call bell and giving me shit about things that I have no control over (no, I do not choose the flavor of toothpaste that comes in the  little hospital party pack; no, I cannot run out and grab you something from Taco Bell/Wendy's/the Jiffy Store [this request has come from both patients and visitors]; and no, I cannot do anything about the TV or the range of available channels.)

Yeah, I fucking LOVED spending my break with those people.  I'm sure that anyone working any kind of retail or service type job shares my joy at not being able to even get a butt in peace, but one of our clients/customers/patients has to invade our space and continue ruining our day.

These folks are lucky, by comparison to you, because I don't go there to ask them any favors or complain about whatever is in the store.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

1 hour ago, [classic swim] said:

Would the female customers fart all over the employees?

No, but we've had a few shit their pants on the casino floor.

[André Toulon]

1 hour ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

No, but we've had a few shit their pants on the casino floor.

Were their pants 4 sizes too big and bunched up but still saggy 

[naraku360]

2 hours ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

No, but I shit my pants a few times a day.

 

[1pooh4u]

6 hours ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Because I'm not any one of those idiots who would start the car and drive three blocks to the corner store.  

 

6 hours ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Well, if anybody can't walk a measley hundred feet in fifteen seconds, he should just buy a recliner and be a shut in.

You’re an idiot.  Plain and simple. 

[SwimOdin]

7 hours ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Because I'm not any one of those idiots who would start the car and drive three blocks to the corner store.  

Luckily for everyone, you can’t drive.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

4 hours ago, 1pooh4u said:

 

You’re an idiot.  Plain and simple. 

Well, enjoy your muscular atrophy.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

13 hours ago, discolé monade said:

lmao....ok, you must be watching EITHER, 'go tell the midwife', 'the gilded age' or 'downton abbey'

 

not once in the history of your brain rot rambling have you EVER written by the way of the 'king's english'.

you are your own diatribe. 

you admittedly purchase 2nd hand or lost n found pants that are at least 2 sizes too large and long. and the sitting and showing socks has got to be the dumbest 5 year old child's explanation as to why you're wearing daddy's pants. 

look at your own picture, that you posted, with the 2 inches bubble of extra material at the belt loop between the back pocket with your trapper keep wallet, and the handy dandy carpenter side pocket. 

you are such a fucking turnip. 

 

The language?  It's not really the king's anything.  It's just that goofy Frodo talk that made the whole movie series unwatchable.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

8 hours ago, André Toulon said:

Were their pants 4 sizes too big and bunched up but still saggy 

Skin tight hip hugging bell bottoms belong in the 1970's.

[discolé monade]

14 hours ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

The belt loops are not even shown in the picture, dumbass.  

who the fuck you calling dumbass? you're the one walking around like a street urchin in pants 3 sizes too big. 

you fucking gooch. 

[discolé monade]

12 hours ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

These folks are lucky, by comparison to you, because I don't go there to ask them any favors or complain about whatever is in the store.

well, aren't you the thoughtful fucking interloper. 

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

1 hour ago, discolé monade said:

who the fuck you calling dumbass? you're the one walking around like a street urchin in pants 3 sizes too big. 

you fucking gooch. 

Skin tight hip huggers are more your style than mine and that's just fine, as long as you prefer to be perpetually stuck in 1974.  You probably tuck in your polo shirt to flaunt your six inch diameter brass monogramed belt buckle, too.

[stilgar]

It's really gross how packard keeps imagining people here wearing skin tight jeans.

[naraku360]

Say you're deeply insecure without saying you're insecure.

15 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Skin tight hip huggers are more your style than mine and that's just fine, as long as you prefer to be perpetually stuck in 1974.  You probably tuck in your polo shirt to flaunt your six inch diameter brass monogramed belt buckle, too.

There we go.

[discolé monade]

54 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Skin tight hip huggers are more your style than mine and that's just fine, as long as you prefer to be perpetually stuck in 1974.  You probably tuck in your polo shirt to flaunt your six inch diameter brass monogramed belt buckle, too.

prove it. 

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

19 minutes ago, discolé monade said:

prove it. 

It's likely probability, not a statement of certainty.

[mthor]

14 hours ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

These folks are lucky, by comparison to you, because I don't go there to ask them any favors or complain about whatever is in the store.

Tell me you've never spent more than two weeks in a customer service job without telling me that  you've never spent more than two weeks in a customer service job.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

3 minutes ago, mthor said:

Tell me you've never spent more than two weeks in a customer service job without telling me that  you've never spent more than two weeks in a customer service job.

How does customer service even fit into this?

[discolé monade]

5 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

It's likely probability, not a statement of certainty.

so, you're talking out your arse. again. per usual. 

you wear baggy pants, that are at least 2 sizes too big for you, and you call it fashion and indeed, flood insurance. 

you're a ridiculous man, but i honestly think you get the biggest jolt out getting this much abuse. you're a masichist, which, is probably not your only kink, but hey...whatevs

[mthor]

1 minute ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

How does customer service even fit into this?

If you're so socially retarded that you have to ask that question,  there's no answer that will satisfy you.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

1 minute ago, mthor said:

If you're so socially retarded that you have to ask that question,  there's no answer that will satisfy you.

It's not as though I'm in there, asking for any service, other than just buying things from the self service lunch counter.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

32 minutes ago, discolé monade said:

so, you're talking out your arse. again. per usual. 

you wear baggy pants, that are at least 2 sizes too big for you, and you call it fashion and indeed, flood insurance. 

you're a ridiculous man, but i honestly think you get the biggest jolt out getting this much abuse. you're a masichist, which, is probably not your only kink, but hey...whatevs

Well, if you prefer to just sit there and whine three ways from Sunday about how my jeans fit normally instead of clinging to my legs like second rate Spandex, I just have to go with the most likely scenario on your part.

I always buy a 38 waist.  I can push, tug and cram into a 36 and it just won't give me a normal range of movement.

Edited Saturday at 09:17 PM by The Evil Dr. Longshadow

[[classic swim]]

Shouldn’t have said “breakroom” twice but I’m tuckered out from the chardonnay. 

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

11 minutes ago, [classic swim] said:

Shouldn’t have said “breakroom” twice but I’m tuckered out from the chardonnay. 

Nice try.  Nothing is going to come of that.

[[classic swim]]

1 minute ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Nice try.  Nothing is going to come of that.

Just doing my part for the community of Egg Harbor Township!

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

16 minutes ago, [classic swim] said:

Just doing my part for the community of Egg Harbor Township!

You're such a tewel.

[André Toulon]

I like his goofy and vapidly mundane imperatives. 

I dont like these baseball caps...this kind of baseball cap is correct🤣

Who even stans for a baseball cap type. 

I guess those are the only ones people throw away and he can get for the freeski

[[classic swim]]

11 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

You're such a tewel.

Check yourself the next time you’re over there. We will be watching.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

3 minutes ago, [classic swim] said:

Check yourself the next time you’re over there. We will be watching.

You'll be sadly disappointed.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

19 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

I like his goofy and vapidly mundane imperatives. 

I dont like these baseball caps...this kind of baseball cap is correct🤣

Who even stans for a baseball cap type. 

I guess those are the only ones people throw away and he can get for the freeski

What do you know from caps?

[[classic swim]]

27 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

You'll be sadly disappointed.

I’m only warning you once. If I find out you’re back over there with your lunch, I will be calling them again. Do you understand me?

[Insipid]

17 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

What do you know from caps?

Are those shit stains?

[André Toulon]

Not much, because its a pretty goofy thing to be elitist about. I usually buy one, wear it once and it'll wind up on this shelf or in my son's room. 

But no, I didn't steal a styrofoam head from a beauty shop dumpster and decide to display gas station guano like its fine art as you have chosen to do. 

So if that's your flex, cool....but you look stupid, and no...that has nothing to do with the hat.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

24 minutes ago, [classic swim] said:

I’m only warning you once. If I find out you’re back over there with your lunch, I will be calling them again. Do you understand me?

Whatever you say, Mack...

The guy you called probably just looked at your out of state phone nuumber and thought he was getting pranked.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

23 minutes ago, Insipid said:

Are those shit stains?

It's called sweat and you can wash a light colored cap three times a week and still see that.

[naraku360]

4 hours ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

It's likely probability, not a statement of certainty.

Prove it.