How I Stalk ShopRite Smokers on Break and Other Scary Tales

[André Toulon]

5 hours ago, André Toulon said:

If he had trouble keeping up before, he's gonna be completely lost now

Or he'll just make more shit threads.

You would think after a light shock, the rodent would find another way around, but you always get a dumb mouse that can't seem to help treading into the danger zone 

[André Toulon]

Welp, looks like my work is already done...moving on 

[SwimOdin]

It’s probably due to all the blood pooling in his lower extremities due to chronic venous insufficiency. He is going to be our oldest president, if he continues living.

[mthor]

3 minutes ago, SwimOdin said:

It’s probably due to all the blood pooling in his lower extremities due to chronic venous insufficiency. He is going to be our oldest president, if he continues living.

Yeah - I noticed the edema before I noticed the high waters. 

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

12 hours ago, 1pooh4u said:

No one takes you seriously. Clown 

You didn't notice that every place I end up walking already fits the definition of "walkability" that you have cited.  It's all there... the trees, the shopping, the entertainment, the essential access and more.

[André Toulon]

17 minutes ago, mthor said:

Yeah - I noticed the edema before I noticed the high waters. 

Is that the thing where you ankles and calves look the same size 

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

1 hour ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Hey, Don...

Your socks and ankles are not supposed to show when you sit down.  Like, wow.... when's the flood coming, dude?

 

Now, imagine being that old with your brain still intact.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

I'll see about that.

Yeah... public event at the county fairgrounds and the big sign at the entrance says, "No backpscks".  I've aready dealt with crap like that numerous times before and all it means is that somebody doesn't know what a backpack looks like.  Besides, how does anybody expect me to carry all the things I buy from vendors at the event?  I seriously don't like having my hands cluttered with flimsy pladtic bags.

So, my backpack is in my pocket when I'm going through the gate.  I wear it after getting a hundred feet past the gate.

[Insipid]

I love how the thread merges ignore context and stick strictly to the time posted. It's not like op is one to care for continuity, ever.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

Just now, Insipid said:

I love how the thread merges ignore context and stick strictly to the time posted. It's not like op is one to care for continuity, ever.

Then, stop changing the subjects

[Insipid]

5 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Then, stop changing the subjects

Perfect.

[SwimOdin]

15 minutes ago, Insipid said:

I love how the thread merges ignore context and stick strictly to the time posted. It's not like op is one to care for continuity, ever.

It’s just too perfect.

[1pooh4u]

24 minutes ago, Insipid said:

I love how the thread merges ignore context and stick strictly to the time posted. It's not like op is one to care for continuity, ever.

 

22 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Then, stop changing the subjects

 

17 minutes ago, Insipid said:

Perfect.

 

8 minutes ago, SwimOdin said:

It’s just too perfect.

I love it when a plan comes together 😆

[1pooh4u]

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

6 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

Yeah... keep ignoring how my chosen walking routes fit your favorite definition of, "walkability".  You just can't admit being wrong, freak.

Edited 17 hours ago by The Evil Dr. Longshadow

[1pooh4u]

[Insipid]

15 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Yeah... keep ignoring how my chosen walking routes fit your favorite definition of, "walkability".  You just can't admit being wrong, freak.

Someone is projecting hard. By the way, having to traverse through an undeveloped wooded area is definitely not considered walkable, by normal standards.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

13 hours ago, Insipid said:

Someone is projecting hard. By the way, having to traverse through an undeveloped wooded area is definitely not considered walkable, by normal standards.

There's a sidewalk, so you don't have to "traverse through an undelveloped wooded area".  Notice, I said, "pass" in that description.

Edited 4 hours ago by The Evil Dr. Longshadow

[1pooh4u]

17 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Yeah... keep ignoring how my chosen walking routes fit your favorite definition of, "walkability".  You just can't admit being wrong, freak.

 

1 minute ago, Insipid said:

Someone is projecting hard. By the way, having to traverse through an undeveloped wooded area is definitely not considered walkable, by normal standards.

Yup. He doesn’t even see the irony in what he just said to me. Especially that “can’t admit being wrong” part. It’s really amazing 😆

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

4 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

 

Yup. He doesn’t even see the irony in what he just said to me. Especially that “can’t admit being wrong” part. It’s really amazing 😆

Okay, Bigshot, try explaining how my walking routes don't fit your favorite definition of  "walkability".  Here's the description you chose to ignore:

"Has it ever occurred to you or anybody else in here that I would NOT be walking in those areas if they didn't have anything I wanted or needed?

Consider the walk from Hamilton Mall to Hamilton Commons, for example. 

The first thing I pass is an undeveloped wooded area.  That's the "nature" part.  After that, there's the full service grocery store, where I buy snacks and drinks.  After that, there are Ross and Hobby Lobby.  That's the shopping part.  After that, there's the sixteen screen movie complex.  That's the shopping and entertainment part.  All in easy and fast walking distance.  It's not the barren, desolate moonscape that Pooh claims it is.  That also fits the very same definition of "walkability" that was presented."

[Insipid]

13 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

There's a sidewalk, so you don't have to "traverse through an undreeloped wooded area".  Notice, I said, "pass" in that description.

Well, I looked at the google maps of Hamilton and English Creek. It is not that safe to walk to the mall and commons. You are definitely seen as an aberration for doing that. In a walkable area, it is obvious that a place is meant to be shared by pedestrians and vehicles. That is not the case for the area you are talking about, and it is not a flex at all to say you do it.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

1 minute ago, Insipid said:

Well, I looked at the google maps of Hamilton and English Creek. It is not that safe to walk to the mall and commons. You are definitely seen as an aberration for doing that. In a walkable area, it is obvious that a place is meant to be shared by pedestrians and vehicles. That is not the case for the area you are talking about, and it is not a flex at all to say you do it.

How is a designated sidewalk for pedestrians unsafe for pedestrians?

[André Toulon]

You poor, dumb, dumb brick

[mthor]

1 hour ago, André Toulon said:

Is that the thing where you ankles and calves look the same size 

Yes. Cankles.

[Insipid]

4 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

How is a designated sidewalk for pedestrians unsafe for pedestrians?

Aren't vehicles driving by you at over 50 mph merely two feet away? That is not safe.

[Mode 7]

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

21 minutes ago, Insipid said:

Aren't vehicles driving by you at over 50 mph merely two feet away? That is not safe.

Same as in any place with a sidewalk.  You'd have all the same problems in Mahattan, where every driver is looking at everything except the streets in front of them.

[Insipid]

2 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Same as in any place with a sidewalk.  You'd have all the same problems in Mahattan, where every driver is looking at everything except the streets in front of them.

So you don't deny it. No, not every place with a sidewalk has cars driving by at high speeds. And in Manhattan, the pedestrians outnumber the people in vehicles.

[1pooh4u]

53 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Okay, Bigshot, try explaining how my walking routes don't fit your favorite definition of  "walkability".  Here's the description you chose to ignore:

"Has it ever occurred to you or anybody else in here that I would NOT be walking in those areas if they didn't have anything I wanted or needed?

Consider the walk from Hamilton Mall to Hamilton Commons, for example. 

The first thing I pass is an undeveloped wooded area.  That's the "nature" part.  After that, there's the full service grocery store, where I buy snacks and drinks.  After that, there are Ross and Hobby Lobby.  That's the shopping part.  After that, there's the sixteen screen movie complex.  That's the shopping and entertainment part.  All in easy and fast walking distance.  It's not the barren, desolate moonscape that Pooh claims it is.  That also fits the very same definition of "walkability" that was presented."

This word salad you posted was nowhere in the definition of what’s considered when rating a city or town’s walkability that I posted. 
 

I never said the area you walk is desolate idk why you can’t keep it straight, who said what to you.  Stop huffing cleaning chemicals. 

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

12 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

This word salad you posted was nowhere in the definition of what’s considered when rating a city or town’s walkability that I posted. 
 

I never said the area you walk is desolate idk why you can’t keep it straight, who said what to you.  Stop huffing cleaning chemicals. 

How is an area with shopping and entertainment in an easy walking distance "unwalkable", then?

[SwimOdin]

 

21 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

How is an area with shopping and entertainment in an easy walking distance "unwalkable", then?

I am genuinely curious, are you only able to think and communicate in semantics?

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

3 minutes ago, SwimOdin said:

 

I am genuinely curious, are you only able to think and communicate in semantics?

I'm using Pooh's favorite definition.

[SwimOdin]

1 minute ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

I'm using Pooh's favorite definition.

My apologies, I should’ve defined semantics for you first. Semantics is, in layman’s terms, is about the meaning of words. Sometimes words can say one thing but mean something different. Often semantics are used disingenuously to not discuss or argue something on their merits. I hope that helps.

[discolé monade]

13 hours ago, 1pooh4u said:

Go to the basement if you want to see what the title was originally. I had to change it cuz Insipid was right it was a little bit a lot inappropriate 😬🫠😆🫠😬

.....

or dead on.

>_>

<_<

 

*exiting quickly*

[naraku360]

1 hour ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

How is an area with shopping and entertainment in an easy walking distance "unwalkable", then?

That's not what anyone was saying. You're just an idiot.

[discolé monade]

3 hours ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

I'll see about that.

Yeah... public event at the county fairgrounds and the big sign at the entrance says, "No backpscks".  I've aready dealt with crap like that numerous times before and all it means is that somebody doesn't know what a backpack looks like.  Besides, how does anybody expect me to carry all the things I buy from vendors at the event?  I seriously don't like having my hands cluttered with flimsy pladtic bags.

So, my backpack is in my pocket when I'm going through the gate.  I wear it after getting a hundred feet past the gate.

lmao...you have about 1.5 inches in gather, from what i'll have to presume is a belt, but knowing this clown show, it's a piece of rope tied in a knot. 

and a 'freebie' drawstring swag bag from dirty mike and the boys?

 

[1pooh4u]

3 hours ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

How is an area with shopping and entertainment in an easy walking distance "unwalkable", then?

No one said that, idiot 

[1pooh4u]

2 hours ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

I'm using Pooh's favorite definition.

You really need to stop inserting my name into your bullshit. I know you love me, but cut the shit. 
 

Since you can’t stfu about it I’ll explain this to you in one simple sentence:

THE ROUTE YOU TAKE, THE NEIGHBORHOOD YOU TERRORIZE, WAS DESIGNED FOR EASY CAR ACCESS, NOT WITH PEDESTRIAN SAFETY IN MIND. 

[1pooh4u]

https://www.walkscore.com/score/2070-McKee-Mays-Landing-NJ-08232/lat=39.44855/lng=-74.62526/?utm_source=searchpoint.net&utm_medium=ws_api&utm_campaign=ws_api

 

walk score of Mays Landing 31/100

[naraku360]

16 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

https://www.walkscore.com/score/2070-McKee-Mays-Landing-NJ-08232/lat=39.44855/lng=-74.62526/?utm_source=searchpoint.net&utm_medium=ws_api&utm_campaign=ws_api

 

walk score of Mays Landing 31/100

You really don’t understand how scales wprk, Pooh.

You see, when you rate a movie out of ten, the only ratings on the scale are 1 or 10. Nothing in between, obviously.

It's either totally unwalkable or designed to be walked! Nothing in between, dummy!

[1pooh4u]

2 minutes ago, naraku360 said:

You really don’t understand how scales wprk, Pooh.

You see, when you rate a movie out of ten, the only ratings on the scale are 1 or 10. Nothing in between, obviously.

It's either totally unwalkable or designed to be walked! Nothing in between, dummy!

Yes, yes. Quite right, whatever was I thinking? 

[UwPp]

How is this thread still continuing?

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Please stop click baiting. 

 

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Edited 11 hours ago by UwPp
AHHH I JUST REALIZED ITS ONE ENTIRE GARBABE PIT.

[discolé monade]

[mthor]

2 hours ago, UwPp said:

How is this thread still continuing?

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Please stop click baiting. 

 

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It has become the Great Cyberspace Garbage Vortex. Soon it will leak beyond our borders and begin affecting other websites.

[UwPp]

59 minutes ago, discolé monade said:

I ain't fixing it. 

[The_annoying_one]

6 minutes ago, UwPp said:

I ain't fixing it. 

I didn’t even notice it until just now.

[discolé monade]

OH SNAP! @UwPp literally just noticed. 

i was highlighting that fantastic reason for the edit. 

[André Toulon]

Fuck it, I dont feel like looking for the right thread for this....Aldi, I never had you pegged as trolls

 

[SwimOdin]

38 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

Fuck it, I dont feel like looking for the right thread for this....Aldi, I never had you pegged as trolls

 

Damn, this is gonna be a forever thing now that it’s a meme format. I feel bad for their spouses, but I’m so happy it happened.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

9 hours ago, discolé monade said:

lmao...you have about 1.5 inches in gather, from what i'll have to presume is a belt, but knowing this clown show, it's a piece of rope tied in a knot. 

and a 'freebie' drawstring swag bag from dirty mike and the boys?

 

What is this, "gather" of which you speak?