How I Stalk ShopRite Smokers on Break and Other Scary Tales

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

4 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

Idk where you’re living where a landlord has to replace refrigerators. That’s an exception not a rule. Example section 8, and public housing might but usually a landlord doesn’t have to replace a refrigerator 

I didn't see a law about it.  It's just expected.  The refrigerators are in the apartments already when new tenants sign their leases.  They get replaced after they break down.  When you have two hundred apartments in the same complex, there's bound to be at least one breakdown each month.

See also, stoves, the hot water tank and the heating system.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

7 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

You’re so unbelievably ignorant. These are not my definitions you drooling imbecile. You’re such a disgusting, disgraceful boot licker.  You like getting fucked by your government and asking them for nothing. You are a waste of flesh. Seriously. 

So, you believe in all of that, at least.

The area between Hamilton Mall and Hamilton Commons is walkable by MY definition... because I often walk on it.  

[naraku360]

2 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

So, you believe in all of that, at least.

The area between Hamilton Mall and Hamilton Commons is walkable by MY definition... because I often walk on it.  

You are impossibly stupid.

[[classic swim]]

It’s a walkable city because I can walk along the side of the highway with my feet! A’HYUCK

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

Just now, naraku360 said:

You are impossibly stupid.

I'm stupid because I don't have to reside in Dinseyland, just to take a walk?

[André Toulon]

1 hour ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

I resigned.  Nobody "dropped" me.

Second, that smoking area is the only outdoor table.  When I buy lunch at Shoprite, that's where I end up sitting.

Third, nobody was "interrupted".  They saw me sitting there, started talking and as usual with most people, the conversation meanders.  I've been doing the same thing every week since my chiroprsctor moved his office to a place close to there.  So, the employees know me by now.

Dear god....of all the lies you've told, i hope this is one of them. Its far less sad if you work there....this is most certainly crackhead shit.

I guess the chiropractor decided not to start his pops on hops mobile spinal service since you're walking to see him.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

1 minute ago, [classic swim] said:

It’s a walkable city because I can walk along the side of the highway with my feet! A’HYUCK

Pooh wants to reside in Disneyland.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

2 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

Dear god....of all the lies you've told, i hope this is one of them. Its far less sad if you work there....this is most certainly crackhead shit.

I guess the chiropractor decided not to start his pops on hops mobile spinal service since you're walking to see him.

I don't work anywhere at all, now.

[1pooh4u]

7 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

So, you believe in all of that, at least.

The area between Hamilton Mall and Hamilton Commons is walkable by MY definition... because I often walk on it.  

“eYe uSe mY FeEt tHaT MaKeS iT wAlKaBle bY AlL iNfRaStrUcTuRe StAnDaRDs! Hurrr!”

 

[1pooh4u]

[1pooh4u]

6 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Pooh wants to reside in Disneyland.

And you want to reside in places with few sidewalks, long distances between places of necessity, that has more parking spots and traffic lights than shaded green spaces. You like walking through parking lots and along highways. That’s walkable to you because you’re functionally brain dead. 

[Insipid]

8 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

I'm stupid because I don't have to reside in Dinseyland, just to take a walk?

I've heard Tokyo and NYC being called  Disneyland for adults . . . so why exactly is that a bad thing, especially when walking is your primary mode of transportation?

[naraku360]

9 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

I'm stupid because I don't have to reside in Dinseyland, just to take a walk?

No, but you are stupid for this being your take away.

[1pooh4u]

Honestly idgaf what or how Packard defines what’s walkable. When he gets rekt by a car, he’ll get it. Chances are high that it’ll happen. I mean the dude fucked himself up throwing away garbage so, yous can do the math. I hate math. 

Edited 10 hours ago by 1pooh4u

[UwPp]

[UwPp]

[[classic swim]]

I’m glad he brought up the very same chiropractor who picked him up from the bus stop because he can’t fucking drive and was desperate.

[[classic swim]]

22 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

Honestly idgaf what or how Packard defines what’s walkable. When he gets rekt by a car, he’ll get it. Chances are high that it’ll happen.

[1pooh4u]

25 minutes ago, Insipid said:

I've heard Tokyo and NYC being called  Disneyland for adults . . . so why exactly is that a bad thing, especially when walking is your primary mode of transportation?

How awesome would it be to be able to walk to your job, shopping, entertainment and leisure, even public transportation all within a 2mi radius or less?  Sounds awesome to me. 
 

Paris was pretty walkable excellent public transportation too. 

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

25 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

And you want to reside in places with few sidewalks, long distances between places of necessity, that has more parking spots and traffic lights than shaded green spaces. You like walking through parking lots and along highways. That’s walkable to you because you’re functionally brain dead. 

What are those "places of necessity"?

Groceries?  Full setvice market, four blocks from here, convenience store, two blocks.

Medical care?  A ten minute walk to a hospital and fifteen minutes to primary care.

Clothes?  We have a store on almost every block, selling clothes.

 

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

3 minutes ago, [classic swim] said:

You don't have to jump out in front of the cars here.  There are lights and crosswalks.

[[classic swim]]

Just now, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

You don't have to jump out in front of the cars here. 

I don’t. But you should.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

5 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

How awesome would it be to be able to walk to your job, shopping, entertainment and leisure, even public transportation all within a 2mi radius or less?  Sounds awesome to me. 
 

Paris was pretty walkable excellent public transportation too. 

Shopping, entertainment and leisure are necessities, now?

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

7 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

How awesome would it be to be able to walk to your job, shopping, entertainment and leisure, even public transportation all within a 2mi radius or less?  Sounds awesome to me. 
 

Paris was pretty walkable excellent public transportation too. 

Six miles are a nice leisurely walk, no matter where you are... and it's real excercise, to boot.

[Insipid]

16 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

What are those "places of necessity"?

Groceries?  Full setvice market, four blocks from here, convenience store, two blocks.

Medical care?  A ten minute walk to a hospital and fifteen minutes to primary care.

Clothes?  We have a store on almost every block, selling clothes.

 

I can walk to a full service grocery store, and have done so many times. Everything else you said, I have within a one mile radius too. Living where I do is incredibly convenient, yes . . . but I still drive, and it's hardly what I would consider walkable, even though I could walk to all the places.

[discolé monade]

so...just so we're all clear. 

this rando gooch, goes around to the retail stores, back door/employee smoke section, and just plops his ass down. 

on private property, and starts lighting up. what a crackard. 

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

1 minute ago, discolé monade said:

so...just so we're all clear. 

this rando gooch, goes around to the retail stores, back door/employee smoke section, and just plops his ass down. 

on private property, and starts lighting up. what a crackard. 

It's the only outdoor table for eating the lunch I always buy at Shoprite.  If the owners, managers, or employees didn't want me there, they would have said something about that by now.

And, it's not a back door.  It's a section just outside the front entrance.

[discolé monade]

prove it.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

Just now, discolé monade said:

prove it.

Prove what?

[1pooh4u]

29 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Shopping, entertainment and leisure are necessities, now?

Stfu 

[1pooh4u]

27 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Six miles are a nice leisurely walk, no matter where you are... and it's real excercise, to boot.

No one takes you seriously. Clown 

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

3 hours ago, Insipid said:

Sounds just like Trump's response to the Epstein files. 😈

Trump is going to have to start talking, because it's all Newsmax has mentioned since last month.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

23 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

No one takes you seriously. Clown 

Have fun with your muscular atrophy.

[Insipid]

25 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Trump is going to have to start talking, because it's all Newsmax has mentioned since last month.

lol, figures

[naraku360]

2 hours ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Prove what?

What part of "it" is unclear?

[Insipid]

What a nice title 🙃

[1pooh4u]

4 minutes ago, Insipid said:

What a nice title 🙃

Okok I won’t be such a dick about it 😬🫠

[mthor]

I like it.

[1pooh4u]

Just now, mthor said:

I like it.

Go to the basement if you want to see what the title was originally. I had to change it cuz Insipid was right it was a little bit a lot inappropriate 😬🫠😆🫠😬

[André Toulon]

The title changed but it still kinda tells you

[1pooh4u]

2 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

The title changed but it still kinda tells you

I was gonna ask if you all could see that but that answers that question 😆 whoops might as well have left it then 😬🫠

[stilgar]

I love when all of packards shit threads get rolled into one.

[André Toulon]

1 hour ago, stilgar said:

I love when all of packards shit threads get rolled into one.

If he had trouble keeping up before, he's gonna be completely lost now