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I had 7 when I started college. A pack of Gillette razors my Dad gave me, and this fancy ass 5 bladed thing the Army sent me on my 18th birthday

being part of the governments secret "youth serum" program I didn't have to use one until my spring semester, when I was 19. I had about 8 hair growing under my chin, I didn't know they were hair at first. I tried scrubbing the absolute bejeebus out of my face in the shower a few times thinking I had got some ink or something on my face from chewing on a pen.

When that failed, I thought about visiting the 24 hour clinic on campus, because I was scared it was skin cancer (I just had these black spots on face suddenly...)

It was around the time I was panicking in the common room, jumping between pacing the hallway and taking phantom scared poops as I built up the courage to go the clinic that the RA saw me. His exact words were "have you thought about shaving, your facial hair kind of looks like shit?" and in that moment I was like "oh fuck! I got facial hair!" the dude had no clue he just relieved my mind of all these nightmare scenarios as I ran and grabbed the fancy ass razor the army had sent me and covered my face with way too much shaving cream and started shaving at the sink in my room.

Anywhoo, I have no clue what brand that razor was. It did last me about 5 years, though.

 

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I don't remember the first one I got, but I remember the first one I used - my mother's single blade. I used to cut my fingers changing the blade almost as often as I cut my legs actually shaving.

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