Testicle question regarding Click (2006)

[[classic swim]]

Your testes are operating under constant sweat glands.

Your underwear could be practically ruined after a long work day just from those groin juices.

 

If you had eternal life under possession of the Click remote, and were able to dip your sac into a (unplugged) blender or unique canteen...

Do you think after fast forwarding a couple or few centuries that you could drink a blender full of your own genital sweat if you were curious?

[The_annoying_one]

I….um…..uh……what?

[André Toulon]

I still haven't figured out if I'm going to off Adam Sandler or Pauly Shore first.

[naraku360]

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Why a blender?

[[classic swim]]

8 minutes ago, naraku360 said:

Why a blender?

Well in theory it could also just be a tallboy glass or any wide container that will do the deed.

If I’m fast forwarding the universe to taste my bitter essence then I’d rather not use an ordinary glass meant for milk or swallowing tablets.

[Seight]

thanks I hate it

[scoobdog]

On 2/15/2025 at 1:12 AM, naraku360 said:

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Why a blender?

You would think someone would have come up with a vessel specifically designed to allow men to dip their ball sacs into an icy cool bath comfortably and with dignity….

[Insipid]

 

[[classic swim]]

Guys, it’s not the device. It’s the destination.

The blender *if used* would always be NOT plugged in.

You can’t liquify your ball sweat if you’re actively bathing your balls when using the Click remote.

[katt_goddess]

Okay, putting you out of your misery.

'Jackass' actually did something like this in one of their movies. It didn't take centuries to get enough sweat either. They had the bigger dude [ I think it was Preston ] put on a plastic body suit and then hop on an exercise bike or treadmill or something like that. He sweat like hell and it all puddled up in the leg cuffs which were then emptied into a glass. Steve-O was probably the dude who drank it and it was an immediate projectile vomit moment. 

I'm not even going to attempt to find the clip. It's bad enough I remember it existed. >.< 

[[classic swim]]

Yeah, well... that’s including general body sweat.

You know how grease forms pretty gnarly if you leave it unattended? They should have some type of foil to wrap around your scrotum that really gets it all to ooze out onto there...

[scoobdog]

52 minutes ago, [classic swim] said:

Yeah, well... that’s including general body sweat.

You know how grease forms pretty gnarly if you leave it unattended? They should have some type of foil to wrap around your scrotum that really gets it all to ooze out onto there...

You could just sous vide your balls.  Might involve waterproof tape and some severe rashes around crotch, but that’s a small price for exquisite flavor.

[SwimOdin]

No one ever considers that with a Time Machine, it must travel through time AND space. Our position in the universe is constantly moving, so if the Time Machine were to send you back to a certain time without moving your position, you’re floating somewhere in the void. Also deez nuts.

[SwimOdin]

Also why does my phone think I’m referring to Jules Verne’s novel and not his balls?

[[classic swim]]

The Click remote has more advanced capabilities surrounding the universe opposed to the average time machine because Christopher Walken made it.

[GunStarHero]

Going to assume you are attaching this container to your crotch before hitting the remote and that, for whatever reason, your autopilot self is not emptying it every day or so, then I would guess that fast forwarding a couple of centuries may cause a biblical flood before you ever get the chance to resume existing. But on the bright side you can drink as much as you like at that point. Just tell Henry Winkler you love him. For all of us, baby. 

[naraku360]

How much ball sweat do you need to be sure it won't dry in a couple centuries?

[[classic swim]]

It needs to fill up the blender, goddamnit.

[naraku360]

1 minute ago, [classic swim] said:

It needs to fill up the blender, goddamnit.

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Why a blender?

[SwimOdin]

I think he just likes drinking directly from blenders. Please don’t kink shame.

[[classic swim]]

Which reminds me - - I’m gonna need to borrow one of you guys’ blenders to test this experiment.

Edited February 18 by [classic swim]

[katt_goddess]

[[classic swim]]