[classic swim] Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 Your testes are operating under constant sweat glands. Your underwear could be practically ruined after a long work day just from those groin juices. If you had eternal life under possession of the Click remote, and were able to dip your sac into a (unplugged) blender or unique canteen... Do you think after fast forwarding a couple or few centuries that you could drink a blender full of your own genital sweat if you were curious? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 I….um…..uh……what? 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 I still haven't figured out if I'm going to off Adam Sandler or Pauly Shore first. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 ........ Why a blender? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted February 15 Author Share Posted February 15 8 minutes ago, naraku360 said: Why a blender? Well in theory it could also just be a tallboy glass or any wide container that will do the deed. If I’m fast forwarding the universe to taste my bitter essence then I’d rather not use an ordinary glass meant for milk or swallowing tablets. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 thanks I hate it 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 On 2/15/2025 at 1:12 AM, naraku360 said: ........ Why a blender? You would think someone would have come up with a vessel specifically designed to allow men to dip their ball sacs into an icy cool bath comfortably and with dignity…. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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[classic swim] Posted February 16 Author Share Posted February 16 Guys, it’s not the device. It’s the destination. The blender *if used* would always be NOT plugged in. You can’t liquify your ball sweat if you’re actively bathing your balls when using the Click remote. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted Sunday at 09:27 PM Share Posted Sunday at 09:27 PM Okay, putting you out of your misery. 'Jackass' actually did something like this in one of their movies. It didn't take centuries to get enough sweat either. They had the bigger dude [ I think it was Preston ] put on a plastic body suit and then hop on an exercise bike or treadmill or something like that. He sweat like hell and it all puddled up in the leg cuffs which were then emptied into a glass. Steve-O was probably the dude who drank it and it was an immediate projectile vomit moment. I'm not even going to attempt to find the clip. It's bad enough I remember it existed. >.< 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted Sunday at 10:28 PM Author Share Posted Sunday at 10:28 PM Yeah, well... that’s including general body sweat. You know how grease forms pretty gnarly if you leave it unattended? They should have some type of foil to wrap around your scrotum that really gets it all to ooze out onto there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted Sunday at 11:22 PM Share Posted Sunday at 11:22 PM 52 minutes ago, [classic swim] said: Yeah, well... that’s including general body sweat. You know how grease forms pretty gnarly if you leave it unattended? They should have some type of foil to wrap around your scrotum that really gets it all to ooze out onto there... You could just sous vide your balls. Might involve waterproof tape and some severe rashes around crotch, but that’s a small price for exquisite flavor. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimOdin Posted Monday at 05:25 PM Share Posted Monday at 05:25 PM No one ever considers that with a Time Machine, it must travel through time AND space. Our position in the universe is constantly moving, so if the Time Machine were to send you back to a certain time without moving your position, you’re floating somewhere in the void. Also deez nuts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimOdin Posted Monday at 05:26 PM Share Posted Monday at 05:26 PM Also why does my phone think I’m referring to Jules Verne’s novel and not his balls? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted Monday at 05:58 PM Author Share Posted Monday at 05:58 PM The Click remote has more advanced capabilities surrounding the universe opposed to the average time machine because Christopher Walken made it. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted Monday at 06:07 PM Share Posted Monday at 06:07 PM Going to assume you are attaching this container to your crotch before hitting the remote and that, for whatever reason, your autopilot self is not emptying it every day or so, then I would guess that fast forwarding a couple of centuries may cause a biblical flood before you ever get the chance to resume existing. But on the bright side you can drink as much as you like at that point. Just tell Henry Winkler you love him. For all of us, baby. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted Monday at 06:11 PM Share Posted Monday at 06:11 PM How much ball sweat do you need to be sure it won't dry in a couple centuries? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted Monday at 06:14 PM Author Share Posted Monday at 06:14 PM It needs to fill up the blender, goddamnit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted Monday at 06:16 PM Share Posted Monday at 06:16 PM 1 minute ago, [classic swim] said: It needs to fill up the blender, goddamnit. .......... Why a blender? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimOdin Posted Tuesday at 02:22 AM Share Posted Tuesday at 02:22 AM I think he just likes drinking directly from blenders. Please don’t kink shame. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted Tuesday at 02:59 AM Author Share Posted Tuesday at 02:59 AM (edited) Which reminds me - - I’m gonna need to borrow one of you guys’ blenders to test this experiment. Edited Tuesday at 03:15 AM by [classic swim] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted Wednesday at 12:40 AM Share Posted Wednesday at 12:40 AM 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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