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Tuberculosis outbreak in Kansas becomes largest in US since 1950s


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15 minutes ago, MasqueradeOverture said:

Kansas City, Kansas is a suburb that bleeds into Kansas City, MO.

IE: LOL NFL rigging bout to cause a TB pandemic.

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Wouldn’t it be the opposite because the city is mostly in MO?  it bleeds into Kansas. Idgaf that’s not the point.
If folks from KS go to the parade in MO, if they win, yup could spread like we are living in dirty medieval Europe 

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We have a TB vaccine, mind you.  It just doesn’t get to everyone because of the low infection rate making it a low priority.

You should probably make a call to your local doctor or pharmacist if you’re worried.

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11 minutes ago, Jman said:

We have a TB vaccine, mind you.  It just doesn’t get to everyone because of the low infection rate making it a low priority.

You should probably make a call to your local doctor or pharmacist if you’re worried.

It has a shelf life though.

Once Roadkill Robert gets the keys to the Health dept, all vaccines will be replaced with those silver nitrate supplements sold by Chili Boy or a business card that says 'thoughts & prayers'. 

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4 minutes ago, katt_goddess said:

It has a shelf life though.

Once Roadkill Robert gets the keys to the Health dept, all vaccines will be replaced with those silver nitrate supplements sold by Chili Boy or a business card that says 'thoughts & prayers'. 

I think if he gets confirmed and fucks up a disease response, people will die not from disease, but guns pointed at him.

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3 minutes ago, Jman said:

I think if he gets confirmed and fucks up a disease response, people will die not from disease, but guns pointed at him.

With all the orders going out to not talk about bird flu, no communications allowed with WHO, and no reports of any sort of spreading disease that might hurt the Annoying Orange's delicate fee-fees, we might not know if it gets super bad until our neighbors are being hauled away in body bags. 

The number of people around here coughing like they are hollow keeps going up. 

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6 minutes ago, katt_goddess said:

With all the orders going out to not talk about bird flu, no communications allowed with WHO, and no reports of any sort of spreading disease that might hurt the Annoying Orange's delicate fee-fees, we might not know if it gets super bad until our neighbors are being hauled away in body bags. 

The number of people around here coughing like they are hollow keeps going up. 

People WILL die if this goes worst case scenario.  As in people killing other people with weapons.  
 

Especially since bird flu vaccines are not difficult to make, the major issue being their mass production and isolating the worst cases.  But RFK would fuck that up and you’d see medical tourism on scales unseen in response.  “Come to Beijing, see the Forbidden City and get a free bird flu shot!  Remember this when voting!”

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12 minutes ago, MasqueradeOverture said:

This shit's so scripted it will end with Travis proposing on the victory podium.

I hope it's scripted so she says no in order to write a bunch of songs about how she's so alone and I don't have to see either of them on the news for a while. 

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28 minutes ago, katt_goddess said:

I hope it's scripted so she says no in order to write a bunch of songs about how she's so alone and I don't have to see either of them on the news for a while. 

I took have been waiting on the lastest swift breakup song...not because I like her music, but her songs make the BF eat paro do ies

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35 minutes ago, katt_goddess said:

I hope it's scripted so she says no in order to write a bunch of songs about how she's so alone and I don't have to see either of them on the news for a while. 

NFL will face a huge monetary hit and possibly levels of vandalism never seen before via crowds of feral white girls if that happens, so no.

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36 minutes ago, MasqueradeOverture said:

NFL will face a huge monetary hit and possibly levels of vandalism never seen before via crowds of feral white girls if that happens, so no.

Just leave Stanleys around full of Pumpkin Spice Latte and they'll either shut up or fight each other for the prettiest tumbler. 

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