The_annoying_one Posted February 2 Posted February 2 Obviously hasn’t seen me without a shirt. 1 1 Quote
discolé monade Posted February 2 Author Posted February 2 (edited) knew exactly where carmen san'diego is. and he's coming to collect. Edited February 2 by discolé monade lol, thought eating pizza with a fork would have eliminated typos 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted February 2 Author Posted February 2 10 minutes ago, Blazing Puck said: Is the leader of the Juggalos lmaoooo ok...wait wait. TIME OUT!!! 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 3 Posted February 3 Cleans the silverware at various restaurants by licking it. 4 Quote
scoobdog Posted February 3 Posted February 3 Told LeBron about the trade just so he could see his reaction. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 3 Posted February 3 Once auditioned to be the mascot for the Los Angeles Lakers. 3 Quote
scoobdog Posted February 3 Posted February 3 Has walked behind a Laker Girl, pulling her luggage. 1 Quote
GunStarHero Posted February 3 Posted February 3 Made a killing selling Viagra exclusively to Jerry Buss. 1 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted February 3 Author Posted February 3 has been to the desert on a horse named clyde. it didn't have a name at the beginning of the ride...and that just wouldn't do. 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 3 Posted February 3 Was an extra in an episode of Barney and Friends. 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted February 3 Posted February 3 Likes shaking everyone’s hand at the stadium when the game is over. 3 Quote
Seight Posted February 3 Posted February 3 Is the designated Wave Starter at any game that becomes a blowout 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted February 3 Author Posted February 3 applied for the 'beer guy' but, was instantly terminated: apparantly, he THOUGHT it was a challenge to see how much he could consume, and walk up and down the stairs of death while people cheered him on. (BEER GUY! 1 ------- BEER GUY, WHAT ARE YOU???FUCKING DEAF???? I SAID 1) iono....it's early. 4 Quote
GunStarHero Posted February 3 Posted February 3 Moonlights as a Greeter at the local Wal-Mart. Doesn't actually work there but no one seems to notice. 3 Quote
little_girl_lost Posted February 3 Posted February 3 Day-lights as a bouncer at the local bar. Doesn't actually work there but no one seems to notice. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 3 Posted February 3 Is a motivational speaker….but only for herself. 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted February 3 Author Posted February 3 gets into elevators with people, pushing the higher number, and will ALWAYS make a big deal about it. 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted February 3 Posted February 3 Was the person that burned down the casino with a flare gun on Deep Purple's Smoke on the Water 1 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted February 3 Author Posted February 3 goes to an underground club for hunter s. thompson quotes to be read aloud, but read in the style of slam poetry. 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 3 Posted February 3 Has a room in her house full of domesticated bumblebees. 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted February 3 Author Posted February 3 likes to read peoples personal diaries, specifically pages dedicated to domisticating bumblebees. 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 3 Posted February 3 Once got out of a fight by doing the Macarena. 3 Quote
Seight Posted February 4 Posted February 4 Is the so-called free thinker that starts the Cupid Shuffle 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted February 4 Author Posted February 4 (edited) has 'american bandstand' themed parties, just to show people, he knows how to do the hustle. Edited February 4 by discolé monade 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted February 4 Author Posted February 4 **time out -- literally just came inside from starting fires** he's pleased to meet you, and would like for you to guess his name. 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 4 Posted February 4 Is the one who was looking for Lionel Richie. 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted February 4 Author Posted February 4 accendently got caught in some kind of quantom leap snafoo.....problem is, he can only leap into people taking a shit. 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted February 4 Posted February 4 Uses time travel to sneak into Orson Welles’ hotel room and shoot paintballs at him while he’s asleep in the nude. 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted February 4 Posted February 4 Wishes he was a little bit taller Wishes he was a baller 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted February 4 Posted February 4 Wants to curbstomp Hip Hop Harry at the Cheetah Lounge in Atlanta. 2 Quote
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