myth busters: boar3d edition

[[classic swim]]

Took a slab of ribs from Guy Fieri.

[discolé monade]

likes to invite himself over for my world famous stolen ribs. 

[The_annoying_one]

Is an absolute master at making pickle popsicles.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

Wears fake jeans made of elastic fabric.

[-Kudasai-]

Unlike Midas everything he touches turns to shit

[mthor]

Uses a 1916 Encyclopedia Britannica as a definitive source for anything even vaguely scientific.

(Whoops!'d by @Mode 7, who saves banana peels, because you never know when you'll need them.)

 

Edited July 21, 2025 by mthor

[Virtual Satyr]

Has a YouTube Playlist titled "ASMR."

It has nothing but car crash videos. 

[The_annoying_one]

Watches movie franchises entirely out of order.

[-Kudasai-]

Successfully trained stray cats to do the Conga line 

[Seight]

Teaches cows how to sit like dogs

[molarbear]

4 hours ago, Seight said:

Teaches cows how to sit like dogs

Was made in NYC and is therefore not real picante sauce 

[The_annoying_one]

Is absolutely not made with 100% real beef.

[-Kudasai-]

Still believes the stork delivers babies 

[mthor]

Like to discuss the merits of SPAM vs TREET.

[The_annoying_one]

Likes to argue vehemently the subtle differences between ketchup and catsup.

[[classic swim]]

Wants everyone to step away from the fucking bag.

[Seight]

Absolutely means it! (It is undefined and can be chosen by the reader)

[The_annoying_one]

Wears a cape as a fashion statement.

[discolé monade]

informed mike johnson, that the war on christmas, never was. we see where THAT went....

[-Kudasai-]

Still gets angry phone calls from the family of that old lady she beat up for that Tickle Me Elmo doll

[[classic swim]]

Eliminated Tao from the 7th episode of Dancing With The Kudasais.

[The_annoying_one]

Taught Tao everything he knows about dancing.

[Virtual Satyr]

Slow dances to speed metal.

[Seight]

Tried to start a mosh pit at an Alabama concert

[discolé monade]

is a rodeo clown that likes to use 'yo mama' jokes on the bulls. 

[The_annoying_one]

Once thought about running with the bulls in Spain, but decided to just go to Costco instead.

[discolé monade]

claims to have hand stiched a life size quilted map of the world. 

[-Kudasai-]

Convinced Perry Ferrell that the other members of Jane's Addiction were purposely drowning out his vocals thus causing the on stage fight between him and Dave Navarro  and eventual break up of the band.

[The_annoying_one]

Is the reason R.E.M. called it quits when they did, but no one knows the whole story.

[mthor]

Introduced John Lennon to Yoko Ono - need I say more?

[Seight]

Licensed "Bitter Sweet Symphony" to Nike without telling the other members of The Verve 

[The_annoying_one]

Goes to random bands’ Wikipedia pages and adds facts that just aren’t true.

[-Kudasai-]

Was the person that introduced Gavin Rossdale to Gwen Stefani, is still regretting that decision

Edited July 25, 2025 by Mode 7

[Seight]

Introduced Avril Lavigne to Chad Kroeger, why did they know those two people anyway?

[mthor]

Tells people in checkout lines that he's getting the band back together. 

[The_annoying_one]

Goes to the park and throws bread crumbs at people.

[Seight]

Goes to Starbucks and starts listening to their playlists without headphones

[discolé monade]

 is so deep into the lie, that he started 'yacht metal', that he had to take organ lessons. 

[The_annoying_one]

Will only eat crustless pizza. This is not due to any dietary restrictions, or anything health related. It simply is what it is.

[discolé monade]

has a few mascot costumes he likes to wear around town, for running errands and such. 

Edited July 26, 2025 by discolé monade

[Seight]

Knows why they don't use the Honey-Comb mascot anymore but cannot break NDA to say why

[The_annoying_one]

Signs all important paperwork in permanent marker.

[discolé monade]

would like you to stay tuned, after a brief word from 'our' sponsors. 

[The_annoying_one]

Once made a commercial that was just 25 seconds of silence, followed by a 5 second scream. All these years later, still no one knows what it was advertising.

[-Kudasai-]

Celebrates Christmas on July 25th

[Seight]

Celebrates Independence Day in December just to balance things out

[discolé monade]

hands out mardi gras beads during passover. 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Goes around topless during Mardi Gras, snatching the beads off all the other women while exclaiming, "I AM THE QUEEN OF MARDI GRAS!"

[The_annoying_one]

Writes doom metal Christmas carols in his spare time.

[Seight]

Mixed a Nightcore version of All I Want For Christmas Is You