myth busters: boar3d edition

[1pooh4u]

Went viral when a video surfaced of him getting stuck under a car while stealing catalytic converters 

[-Kudasai-]

Is president of the Mel Torme' fan club

Edited August 13, 2025 by Mode 7

[[classic swim]]

Talks in the Super Mario voice as he types about Mr. Hoonie.

[-Kudasai-]

Ever since he played Super Mario Bros. 2 he likes go around throwing turnips at people

Edited August 13, 2025 by Mode 7

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Likes going around telling everybody, "ACKshually, American Super Marios Bros. 2 is really Doki Doki Panic."

[The_annoying_one]

Likes to go around telling people that blue and red make purple.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Likes to begin every story he tells with, "THOUsands of years ago, before the dawn of man as we knew him..."

[mthor]

Introduces himself by saying "Call me Ishmael. "

[The_annoying_one]

Is organizing a meet-and-greet where people only use Viking names.

[discolé monade]

has petitioned DUO lingo multiple times, to add 'pirate speak' to the list .

[The_annoying_one]

Can’t make a single decision without a full-blown power point presentation.

[-Kudasai-]

Is still working on the app that will translate Ghostrek's posts

Edited August 17, 2025 by Mode 7

[discolé monade]

can play 'war pigs on the harpsichord, but not on the piano. 

[-Kudasai-]

Is the Mrs. Jones Billy Paul was singing about 

[The_annoying_one]

Introduced Outkast to Ms. Jackson. 

[-Kudasai-]

Has written several Matlock fanfics

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Likes to take credit for being responsible for Janet Jackson's super bowl "wardrobe malfunction."

[The_annoying_one]

Gave Jim Carrey a kiwi and told him it’s his child now.

[discolé monade]

convinced renee zellwegger she nailed that english accent. 

[-Kudasai-]

Ever since she watched Demoltion Man she has made it her life's mission to prevent Taco Bell from winning the franchise wars

Edited August 20, 2025 by Mode 7

[The_annoying_one]

Still orders from the kids menu.

[-Kudasai-]

Collects Happy Meal toys

[[classic swim]]

Knew a hooker named Debbie Cakes.

[-Kudasai-]

Uses Mr Hoonie as a foot stool 

[The_annoying_one]

Uses chunky peanut butter as shaving cream.

[-Kudasai-]

Owns one of the trench coats Robert Stack wore on Unsolved Mysteries

[mthor]

On 8/20/2025 at 11:09 PM, Mode 7 said:

Owns one of the trench coats Robert Stack wore on Unsolved Mysteries

Dresses like the Gorton's fisherman on sunny days.

[little_girl_lost]

Introduced Alanis Morrisette to Dave Coulier

[The_annoying_one]

Sang background vocals on Blink-182’s “All The Small Things”.

[naraku360]

Is secretly the annoyed one.

[The_annoying_one]

Obviously doesn’t know that it’s not a secret.

[naraku360]

For some reason is keeping the fact that it's a secret a secret.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Knows Victoria's secret.

[naraku360]

Won't stop asking.

[-Kudasai-]

Wrote the novelization for Hobo With a Shotgun 

[The_annoying_one]

Is the reason Tom Green became famous.

[-Kudasai-]

Is the reason Tom Green and Drew Berrymore broke up 

[naraku360]

Hopes to one day prove that Tom Green and Drew Berrymore are not the same person.

[The_annoying_one]

Is really craving some green eggs and ham right now.

[[classic swim]]

Gave a Dr. Seuss book to a woman at the DMV.

[discolé monade]

plays 'this little piggy' with himself before tucking himself into bed. 

[The_annoying_one]

Swears that horseradish is the best remedy for a headache.

[-Kudasai-]

Has gotten several tickets for disturbing the peace because of how loud he snores 

[The_annoying_one]

Doesn’t know the difference between loitering and littering.

[-Kudasai-]

Washes his clothes at public fountains 

[The_annoying_one]

Knows everything there is to know about Robert Stack.

[-Kudasai-]

Has also written fanfics about The Untouchables

[mthor]

Believes that potatoes are the future.

[[classic swim]]

Laughed at the waterman tumbling down the stairs.

[The_annoying_one]

Once managed to fall upstairs.