Mode 7 Posted Tuesday at 09:07 PM Posted Tuesday at 09:07 PM (edited) Got arrested at Walmart on black Friday back in 1996 after getting into a fist fight with an old lady over a Tickle Me Elmo doll Edited Tuesday at 09:17 PM by Mode 7 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted Tuesday at 09:41 PM Posted Tuesday at 09:41 PM Is the Tickle Me Elmo doll that cusses. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Tuesday at 09:47 PM Posted Tuesday at 09:47 PM Goes down the toy aisles at Walmart, pushes the buttons on the most annoying toys he can find, and runs away giggling. 2 Quote
[classic swim] Posted Tuesday at 09:58 PM Posted Tuesday at 09:58 PM Was friends with the kid who sang “I Like Big Butts And I Cannot Lie” on the Walmart intercom. 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Tuesday at 11:03 PM Posted Tuesday at 11:03 PM His wrestling finishing move is called the flying butt pliers 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Tuesday at 11:59 PM Posted Tuesday at 11:59 PM Wears a spandex wrestling singlet while out in public. 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted Wednesday at 12:07 AM Author Posted Wednesday at 12:07 AM likes to go to the food court from time to time to announce that he took the biggest shit from eating at (he inserts a new place each time), that...well.. it was so big that when it dropped, his credit score actually dropped. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Wednesday at 12:12 AM Posted Wednesday at 12:12 AM Still has possession of the tickle me Elmo doll that she beat up sm old lady to get. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Wednesday at 12:28 AM Posted Wednesday at 12:28 AM Has the dollar store version of Tickle Me Elmo, Poke Me Lemo. 3 Quote
Seight Posted Wednesday at 12:35 AM Posted Wednesday at 12:35 AM Came up with the concept art for the Long Furby 4 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted Wednesday at 12:31 PM Posted Wednesday at 12:31 PM Is The Wiz, and nobody beats him. 1 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Wednesday at 03:49 PM Posted Wednesday at 03:49 PM Buys toilet paper one single roll at a time. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Wednesday at 10:41 PM Posted Wednesday at 10:41 PM (edited) Brings an umbrella to the shower Edited Wednesday at 10:41 PM by Mode 7 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Wednesday at 11:09 PM Posted Wednesday at 11:09 PM Takes bubble baths with a little rubber ducky and the whole works. 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Wednesday at 11:10 PM Posted Wednesday at 11:10 PM (edited) takes baths with toy boats Edited Wednesday at 11:11 PM by Mode 7 3 Quote
Seight Posted Thursday at 01:26 AM Posted Thursday at 01:26 AM Takes oatmeal baths with Peaches and Cream oatmeal 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Thursday at 01:57 AM Posted Thursday at 01:57 AM Bathes in a tub full of Cocoa Puffs in 2% milk. 5 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Thursday at 02:07 AM Posted Thursday at 02:07 AM Got expelled from Xavier's School For Gifted Youngsters for abusing his mutant powers 1 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted 23 hours ago Author Posted 23 hours ago hosts underground grocery cart races, where the men are men, but drive grocery carts... 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted 23 hours ago Posted 23 hours ago Once told a waitress to “Slap the eggs on the flattop and make it snappy”. Is forever banned from that diner. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted 23 hours ago Author Posted 23 hours ago once worked at a denny's [the swing shift], got into with a waitress when she delivered the strangest order: slap the flatop you snappy egg. they argued for a solid 20 minutes, i lauged all the way out the door. 3 Quote
Seight Posted 14 hours ago Posted 14 hours ago Television Champion of the nearest Waffle House 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted 2 hours ago Author Posted 2 hours ago likes to walk around the boardwalk, and slap anyone eating a pretzel with no yellow mustard. 2 Quote
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