Mode 7 Posted June 17 Posted June 17 (edited) Got arrested at Walmart on black Friday back in 1996 after getting into a fist fight with an old lady over a Tickle Me Elmo doll Edited June 17 by Mode 7 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 17 Posted June 17 Goes down the toy aisles at Walmart, pushes the buttons on the most annoying toys he can find, and runs away giggling. 2 Quote
[classic swim] Posted June 17 Posted June 17 Was friends with the kid who sang “I Like Big Butts And I Cannot Lie” on the Walmart intercom. 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted June 17 Posted June 17 His wrestling finishing move is called the flying butt pliers 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 17 Posted June 17 Wears a spandex wrestling singlet while out in public. 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted June 18 Author Posted June 18 likes to go to the food court from time to time to announce that he took the biggest shit from eating at (he inserts a new place each time), that...well.. it was so big that when it dropped, his credit score actually dropped. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted June 18 Posted June 18 Still has possession of the tickle me Elmo doll that she beat up sm old lady to get. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 18 Posted June 18 Has the dollar store version of Tickle Me Elmo, Poke Me Lemo. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted June 18 Posted June 18 (edited) Brings an umbrella to the shower Edited June 18 by Mode 7 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 18 Posted June 18 Takes bubble baths with a little rubber ducky and the whole works. 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted June 18 Posted June 18 (edited) takes baths with toy boats Edited June 18 by Mode 7 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 19 Posted June 19 Bathes in a tub full of Cocoa Puffs in 2% milk. 5 Quote
Mode 7 Posted June 19 Posted June 19 Got expelled from Xavier's School For Gifted Youngsters for abusing his mutant powers 1 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted June 20 Author Posted June 20 hosts underground grocery cart races, where the men are men, but drive grocery carts... 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 20 Posted June 20 Once told a waitress to “Slap the eggs on the flattop and make it snappy”. Is forever banned from that diner. 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted June 20 Author Posted June 20 once worked at a denny's [the swing shift], got into with a waitress when she delivered the strangest order: slap the flatop you snappy egg. they argued for a solid 20 minutes, i lauged all the way out the door. 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted June 20 Author Posted June 20 likes to walk around the boardwalk, and slap anyone eating a pretzel with no yellow mustard. 3 Quote
Seight Posted June 21 Posted June 21 Kicked out of the zoo for trying to teach the gorillas how to test suitcases 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted June 21 Author Posted June 21 kicked out of the zoo for flinging poo at the chimpanzees. 5 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 21 Posted June 21 Carries a yardstick to the movie theater in an attempt to find out just how long each movie really is. 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted June 21 Posted June 21 Carries the wooden stick that killed Teddy Roosevelt. 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted June 21 Author Posted June 21 will NOT talk quietly and will NOT carry a big stick. 4 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 21 Posted June 21 Banned from the zoo for teaching the chimpanzees to fling their poo at the zoo-goers. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 21 Posted June 21 Goes to the grocery store and pokes holes in every water bottle in sight while yelling “Cleanup on aisle 5!!” 4 Quote
Seight Posted June 21 Posted June 21 Was disappointed to find out "Death Dust" is just the powder packet version of Liquid Death water 1 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 22 Posted June 22 Eats every slice of pizza between two slices of whole wheat raisin bread. 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted June 22 Posted June 22 He makes all the sexy ladies go “Seiiiiiiiiiggghhhhhht! Have more sex with us! Please!” 2 3 Quote
little_girl_lost Posted June 22 Posted June 22 answered a for sale ad that read "free mattress: lightly shat" 5 Quote
discolé monade Posted June 22 Author Posted June 22 on a dare, she put a rather, rancid matress, [she found in an abandoned mine], on craiglist. unbelievably, someone answered the add. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 22 Posted June 22 Documents every single fart in a diary, with times and intensity clearly stated. 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted June 22 Author Posted June 22 (edited) goes one step beyond, in the cataloguing and documentation of bodily gases: freezes them in air tight baby food jars. time stamped/odor/consistency. and one other CRUCIAL piece of data; was that fart, in fact, honking for the right of way? Edited June 22 by discolé monade 4 Quote
Seight Posted June 22 Posted June 22 Didn't expect this much business when starting a "Fart Diary" business on a dare 5 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 23 Posted June 23 Ended a call with a telemarketer by telling them to like and follow for more content. 5 Quote
discolé monade Posted June 23 Author Posted June 23 answers every 'potential scam' call with, 'hello there potential scam caller, how can you scam today?' 4 Quote
Seight Posted June 23 Posted June 23 Answers potential spam calls by saying "Welcome to Costco, I love you." 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 24 Posted June 24 Likes to speak at elementary schools and proclaim the gospel of our lord and savior Jon Hamm to all the little ones. 2 Quote
Seight Posted June 24 Posted June 24 Can tear a phone book in half using only a pair of garden shears 5 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 24 Posted June 24 Is the sole reason The Simpsons keep bringing Disco Stu back. 5 Quote
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