myth busters: boar3d edition

[[classic swim]]

He’ll scream at very quiet parts of a public opera so everyone else in the audience turns to him.

[Seight]

Was asked to leave the theater after yelling "CHICKEN JOCKEY!" during a screening of The Accountant 2

[[classic swim]]

Banned from Planet Hollywood Resort for attacking Jeff Dunham on stage and strangling the Jeff Dunham puppets.

[The_annoying_one]

Wrote a thrilling review of that show, criticizing Jeff Dunham for his juvenile humor and praising Seight for "saving comedy".

[[classic swim]]

Laughed exactly like this at the Jeff Dunham show.

[discolé monade]

was akzzually the one that told beyonce to bulldoz into the country music scene. 

[The_annoying_one]

Helped Beyonce and Jay Z name their first child.

[[classic swim]]

Hired SodaKandy to approach Beyoncé & Jay Z with an order of two Quarter Pounders and a Big Mac from McDonald’s.

[Mode 7]

Is set to star the in upcoming movie 

The Cotton Candy Creatures From Cleveland 

[The_annoying_one]

Is winning the WWE tag team titles at Wrestlemania 42 with Mr. Hoonie as his partner.

[[classic swim]]

Hired GunStar to hand Jeff Dunham a bag of 4 Quarter Pounders, a small cheeseburger and a sprite, and had GunStar watch Jeff feed the Jeff Dunham puppets.

[Seight]

Was confused about the small cheeseburger part of the order

[The_annoying_one]

Makes cheeseburgers the size of a dime.

[discolé monade]

as he tells it, once he reached the summit to find the lone tibetan monk, the wise old man looked at him and said

'who the hell are you? did you bring the newspaper at least?'